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What Mouthpiece CNA does wish peasants to know.....
PEASANTPORE: Immensely profitable transport cartel SMRT who thrive from plundering peasants with generous, assured annual fare hikes, will not make further adjustments to the stipends of its Commie PRC drivers. This cums despite an embarassing illegal strike last week over pay cuts, increased working hours and appalling living conditions.
But the fat cat cartel will look into the possibility of allowing its drivers to encash their unused whore leave. It is an ingenious move by former army/mindef swine by SMRT CEO Desperate Quack at a Maoist style proproganda meeting on Monday morning.
Describing in what has been described as a difficult week for everyone in SMRT and his political bigwig Overtime Tan CJ, Desperate Kuek finally emerged from the abyss and crowed the fat cat management team is concerned that Commie PRC lackeys will resort to such a dirty trick to as payback for Ruler Loong's performances in various Asean basketcase meetings to balk Commie PRC and suck up to Uncle Sam.
He stressed that the existing compensation and contract terms are fair.
As usual, Desperate Quack sold his conscience and boasted that SMRT reviews the salaries of its peasant drivers regularly to ensure they can make them toil longer hours with lesser stipends.
This year, it raised the starting pay of those who joined before July by $75 after forcing regular and contract drivers to work longer hours.
After idiot NTUC Ong resigned in mid-November, the fat cats decided on a second increment of $25 to their basic salary out of goodwill, backdated to July with more attached strings that see longer working hours and more punitive actions e.g. stipends cut for 'trivial' medical leave.
This is being talked down to the all peasant drivers, local and foreign and will be implemented in December, of course other details that claw back the gains are never made known to the public.
Desperate Quack said the full monthly increase in stipends from July 2012 would therefore be $100, and this will be enough for the drivers to visit the Cat 80 whores in Geylang.
Desperate Quack lied that the remuneration package is fair and equitable, including transport provided by other Commie drivers, bed bug infested accommodation and utilities amounting to about $275 borne by the company.
Drivers from Northern Matland, said Desperate Quack, are not provided accommodation by the company as they either return back to robber infested Johor or stay in cheap rental bird cages provided by Gracie Fu Manchu.
As a matter of fact, Desperate Quack claimed that many peasant drivers clocking an average of 60 hours in overtime a month, their gross stipends can reach $1,800 or more, the same amout that Desperate Quack spends on KTV gals in a typical weekend.
Lackey of the Regime Procedural Parliamentary Committee for Transport, Lackey Lim Bow-Bow Chuan, told Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia he agreed with Desperate Quack's decision not to raise the stipends of Commie PRC drivers.
Lackey Bow-bow Chuan said: "I just heard that Uncle Sam told Ruler Loong not to cave in and kowtow to Commie PRC. If you give Commie PRC bandit one metre, they will demand one kilometre loh. You know PRC whores right, one blow job market rate is 50 peanuts, so why must SMRT be a Robert Carrot and pay more huh? If peasants not happy, knnccb lan lan LPPL, go join SBS lor?!
"If this fat cat SMRT cave in to Commie drivers, then also implies Ruler Loong kowtow to Commie PRC, KNNCCB, it will send a wrong signal to Uncle Sam. In addition, Northern Matland and Southern Indoland will see this as weakness and use silly protests to up their peasants stipends. So you will see Indoland maids protesting, pinoys protesting and Nehs also lumpar use the chance to protest. All those bastards will then use the chance to loot, rape and pillage huh! Cannot right."
Bastard Lim said many Commie PRC drivers all lan lah swindled into signing unequal employment contracts and they think they are in France, protest a bit and demand a change in the terms of employment after realised kenna con by SMRT.
"Logic is simple lor, in KTV lounge, if whores and hostess find out their competitors getting more tips, knnccb, you think they will protest is it? Nope, they will work harder, butterfly more often or keep their eyes out to con a few carrot or Roberts ok. Not happy, resign and join another KTV lor. Why must protest or strike? That is the way to work in Peasantpore. Pay too low, jolly well work overtime. Not enough, eat less and consume less services lor. Cannot pay bills, then jump and die in Bedok jetty lor. You tink bastard Lim will speak up against unequal employment contracts huh? By the ticks on the Prophet's beard, wait long long huh! If sign unequal contract liao, hokkien say lan lan LPPL, do not cry father and cry mother and say kenna con hor," he said.
Addressing complaints from some Commie bandit drivers about misrepresentation by PRC agents in cahoots with SMRT, Desperate Kuek said SMRT will only raise this matter with the relevant agencies for fun with little outcum.
He also urged PRC drivers to use the ineffective channels of communication and feedback engineered to drown their unhappiness.
SMRT, he crowed, has super duper lackey managers and supervisors who have effectively played various dirty tricks to con and swindle drivers for many full moons. The strike was engineered by Commie PRC embassy, tulan with Ruler Loong who keep siding with Uncle Sam, Viets and Pinoy against Commie PRCs.
But SMRT will probably send a team to Commie PRC to learn how the bandit cadres used hooligans to suppress protests and probably send more ISD trained moles to spy on their drivers. And yes, R&R with PRC whores is included in the trip.
Turning to the living conditions of the drivers, Desperate Quack said he knows the rooms are cleaned prior to his visit. Quack claimed that the dorms' living conditions could be improved by designating a room for PRC whores to service sex hungry drivers.
As for bed bugs, Desperate Quack said filthy PRCs probably bring the bed bugs from Commie PRC. He is mulling getting pro-regime de Souza writer to sing and implore the bed bugs to leave the PRC drivers alone.
Desperate Quack said with the deportation of the rebellious drivers and vocal support from regime lackeys, he considered his matter closed and told his fat cat staff to ensure such a silly joke will not repeat again. The present former DFS baboon who was unable to contain the strike will be sacked as a warning. The next joker to preside over a strike will have 8 durians showed down his arse or her cunt.
The Peasantpore Slave Resources Institute said merchants that employ a large number of foreign serfs should hire thugs to ensure their serfs toe the lines.
Lackey David An, Sexecutive Lackey of Peasantpore Slave Resources Institute, said: "In the KTV, rules very strict one ok. You cum at 6PM to get a number means you cum at 5PM to suck some cock before you get a number ASAP. All industries got rules and think if you have political support from PRC embassy to stir up trouble means you win liao? Not true hor, Peasantpore got Uncle Sam support ok, better wake up ideas, especially those PRC swines who are thinking of strikes ok."
What Mouthpiece CNA does wish peasants to know.....
PEASANTPORE: Immensely profitable transport cartel SMRT who thrive from plundering peasants with generous, assured annual fare hikes, will not make further adjustments to the stipends of its Commie PRC drivers. This cums despite an embarassing illegal strike last week over pay cuts, increased working hours and appalling living conditions.
But the fat cat cartel will look into the possibility of allowing its drivers to encash their unused whore leave. It is an ingenious move by former army/mindef swine by SMRT CEO Desperate Quack at a Maoist style proproganda meeting on Monday morning.
Describing in what has been described as a difficult week for everyone in SMRT and his political bigwig Overtime Tan CJ, Desperate Kuek finally emerged from the abyss and crowed the fat cat management team is concerned that Commie PRC lackeys will resort to such a dirty trick to as payback for Ruler Loong's performances in various Asean basketcase meetings to balk Commie PRC and suck up to Uncle Sam.
He stressed that the existing compensation and contract terms are fair.
As usual, Desperate Quack sold his conscience and boasted that SMRT reviews the salaries of its peasant drivers regularly to ensure they can make them toil longer hours with lesser stipends.
This year, it raised the starting pay of those who joined before July by $75 after forcing regular and contract drivers to work longer hours.
After idiot NTUC Ong resigned in mid-November, the fat cats decided on a second increment of $25 to their basic salary out of goodwill, backdated to July with more attached strings that see longer working hours and more punitive actions e.g. stipends cut for 'trivial' medical leave.
This is being talked down to the all peasant drivers, local and foreign and will be implemented in December, of course other details that claw back the gains are never made known to the public.
Desperate Quack said the full monthly increase in stipends from July 2012 would therefore be $100, and this will be enough for the drivers to visit the Cat 80 whores in Geylang.
Desperate Quack lied that the remuneration package is fair and equitable, including transport provided by other Commie drivers, bed bug infested accommodation and utilities amounting to about $275 borne by the company.
Drivers from Northern Matland, said Desperate Quack, are not provided accommodation by the company as they either return back to robber infested Johor or stay in cheap rental bird cages provided by Gracie Fu Manchu.
As a matter of fact, Desperate Quack claimed that many peasant drivers clocking an average of 60 hours in overtime a month, their gross stipends can reach $1,800 or more, the same amout that Desperate Quack spends on KTV gals in a typical weekend.
Lackey of the Regime Procedural Parliamentary Committee for Transport, Lackey Lim Bow-Bow Chuan, told Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia he agreed with Desperate Quack's decision not to raise the stipends of Commie PRC drivers.
Lackey Bow-bow Chuan said: "I just heard that Uncle Sam told Ruler Loong not to cave in and kowtow to Commie PRC. If you give Commie PRC bandit one metre, they will demand one kilometre loh. You know PRC whores right, one blow job market rate is 50 peanuts, so why must SMRT be a Robert Carrot and pay more huh? If peasants not happy, knnccb lan lan LPPL, go join SBS lor?!
"If this fat cat SMRT cave in to Commie drivers, then also implies Ruler Loong kowtow to Commie PRC, KNNCCB, it will send a wrong signal to Uncle Sam. In addition, Northern Matland and Southern Indoland will see this as weakness and use silly protests to up their peasants stipends. So you will see Indoland maids protesting, pinoys protesting and Nehs also lumpar use the chance to protest. All those bastards will then use the chance to loot, rape and pillage huh! Cannot right."
Bastard Lim said many Commie PRC drivers all lan lah swindled into signing unequal employment contracts and they think they are in France, protest a bit and demand a change in the terms of employment after realised kenna con by SMRT.
"Logic is simple lor, in KTV lounge, if whores and hostess find out their competitors getting more tips, knnccb, you think they will protest is it? Nope, they will work harder, butterfly more often or keep their eyes out to con a few carrot or Roberts ok. Not happy, resign and join another KTV lor. Why must protest or strike? That is the way to work in Peasantpore. Pay too low, jolly well work overtime. Not enough, eat less and consume less services lor. Cannot pay bills, then jump and die in Bedok jetty lor. You tink bastard Lim will speak up against unequal employment contracts huh? By the ticks on the Prophet's beard, wait long long huh! If sign unequal contract liao, hokkien say lan lan LPPL, do not cry father and cry mother and say kenna con hor," he said.
Addressing complaints from some Commie bandit drivers about misrepresentation by PRC agents in cahoots with SMRT, Desperate Kuek said SMRT will only raise this matter with the relevant agencies for fun with little outcum.
He also urged PRC drivers to use the ineffective channels of communication and feedback engineered to drown their unhappiness.
SMRT, he crowed, has super duper lackey managers and supervisors who have effectively played various dirty tricks to con and swindle drivers for many full moons. The strike was engineered by Commie PRC embassy, tulan with Ruler Loong who keep siding with Uncle Sam, Viets and Pinoy against Commie PRCs.
But SMRT will probably send a team to Commie PRC to learn how the bandit cadres used hooligans to suppress protests and probably send more ISD trained moles to spy on their drivers. And yes, R&R with PRC whores is included in the trip.
Turning to the living conditions of the drivers, Desperate Quack said he knows the rooms are cleaned prior to his visit. Quack claimed that the dorms' living conditions could be improved by designating a room for PRC whores to service sex hungry drivers.
As for bed bugs, Desperate Quack said filthy PRCs probably bring the bed bugs from Commie PRC. He is mulling getting pro-regime de Souza writer to sing and implore the bed bugs to leave the PRC drivers alone.
Desperate Quack said with the deportation of the rebellious drivers and vocal support from regime lackeys, he considered his matter closed and told his fat cat staff to ensure such a silly joke will not repeat again. The present former DFS baboon who was unable to contain the strike will be sacked as a warning. The next joker to preside over a strike will have 8 durians showed down his arse or her cunt.
The Peasantpore Slave Resources Institute said merchants that employ a large number of foreign serfs should hire thugs to ensure their serfs toe the lines.
Lackey David An, Sexecutive Lackey of Peasantpore Slave Resources Institute, said: "In the KTV, rules very strict one ok. You cum at 6PM to get a number means you cum at 5PM to suck some cock before you get a number ASAP. All industries got rules and think if you have political support from PRC embassy to stir up trouble means you win liao? Not true hor, Peasantpore got Uncle Sam support ok, better wake up ideas, especially those PRC swines who are thinking of strikes ok."
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