A Singapore-style afterlife

nunsbukkake

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Here's a thought:

If LKY's immortal soul were in either heaven or hell, he'll now be telling god or satan how to run their respective realms, so that heaven or hell can be like Singapore---a proven "success" story.

The hilarious thing is, that god and satan will probably listen to the old bugger, lest he takes out his knuckle dusters and smacks some good sense into them. :p

So Christians in particular, don't worry---when you motherfuckers finally die and go to either heaven or hell, you will be living for eternity in some everlasting version of a Singapore-style afterlife. :eek:

But you better enjoy your jeezus for as long as you can, because when LHL kicks the bucket, his father will promote him, and jeezus will be out of a job ;-)

:D
 
Singapore's mega church Chri$tian$$ believe that their idol LKY has gone to heaven. Surely they must realise that this is indeed a very cruel assumption, because as a LAWYER their so-called "hero" LKY will be very lonely as he'll be THE ONLY lawyer in heaven.
 
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