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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a

pulse?WITNESS: NoATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: NoATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you beganthe autopsy?WITNESS: NoATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing

:D
 
Learn to use the special character set that is included in every OS.

½ instead of 1/2
¾ and not 3/4

etc
 
Learn to use the special character set that is included in every OS.

½ instead of 1/2
¾ and not 3/4

etc

mine's not a MAC. thanks for ur advice not advise;)
there's one very famous 1/2past6 lawyer reading this. i can feel it in my bones. LOL!:D
 
:p
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a

pulse?WITNESS: NoATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: NoATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you beganthe autopsy?WITNESS: NoATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing

:D

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

didn't realise that copy/paste from my email displayed the wordings in sure erratic manner.
 

It amazes me to know that some pple think special character set only comes from a mac :rolleyes:
I never fail to use them at the appropriate time. :eek:


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lol. hiao cheebye pandon old fuck with diabetes spamming the forum again.

before u up lorry, post ur address here ok, i will visit ur wake :)
 

It amazes me to know that pple think special character set only comes from a mac :rolleyes:
I never fail to use them at the appropriate time. :eek:


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neither do I. my new superduper keyboards has so many funny signs and symbols that left me baffled!:confused:
 
lol. hiao cheebye pandon old fuck with diabetes spamming the forum again.

before u up lorry, post ur address here ok, i will visit ur wake :)

let me quote fr the highest power-rating ANGIE:

I feel honored to be a target of the SDP IB, nasty losers and cowards clone

Beware of 2 imposters cloning my nick. (pirated)leetahsar and etc. (with a full stop)

:D
 
don't ask me. the only symbols i know most are: $ and . sorry i dunno which key to hantam the cent symbol:p


Hehehe... lemme give u a hint : "It" doesn't come from your keyboard. :D


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let me quote fr the highest power-rating ANGIE:

I feel honored to be a target of the SDP IB, nasty losers and cowards clone

Beware of 2 imposters cloning my nick. (pirated)leetahsar and etc. (with a full stop)

:D

lol worthless old fuck. ur attention seeking days will be over soon. why u insists on making a fool of yourself? even when u are going to up lorry anytime now?
 
1/2past6 lawyers are plentiful here but when it comes to the billing part, their parangs are definitely very swift and sharp. :mad:
 
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