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I have already willed my assets to the survivors of The Apocalyse, if indeed there are any.
I plan to tell my wife and daughter how much I love them.
I have already written an email to the Pope, telling him I am not sorry for having left the Catholic Church more than two decades ago. Why? The Christian Bible has failed to give a precise date for Doomsday. It was the Mayans who were able to give it to us.
I have emailed LKY telling him how much I appreciated his having built up Singapore into what she is today but as Man proposes, God disposes 人算不如天算. There won't be any left of Sinkieland when the world ends on December 21.
However in the same email, I lampooned Pinky for undoing his father's fine work by fcuking up our public transportation system (starting with the appointment of Cleopatra Saw and now with Desperado Desmond), depleting our sovereign wealth under the skilful guidance of Ho Jinx, screwing up the HDB flats' scheme to make it unaffordable to most Singaporeans, etc.
In addition I reminded Pinky that if he was really sincere about calling for a by-election in Punggol East, he should do it before 21 December 2012. The world will cease to exist after that date.
I have emailed No Porn Lui telling him to forget about increasing bus fares within the next few years. His idea is plain stupid and unjust. But no matter, there will be no public transportation after December 21.
I have emailed Khaw B. W. telling him to repent of his fingerpointing and make peace with WP. The pot (Khaw) should not have called the kettle (LTK) black. If WP is a "dishonest fruit seller", what is PAP? A "dishonest dog-meat seller"? 挂羊头卖狗肉?
In a separate email to our SCM (state-controlled media), I told them they had no independence of mind and spirit in reporting local news. Even though time will stand still beginning December 21, they will always be remembered as being the minions and lackeys of LEEgime.
I wrote to Michael Palm for having provided us with a distraction before the end of the world. He has given us a new meaning to the saying "A bird in the palm is worth two in the bush".
I urged Yaw Shin Leong to quit hiding and come back to Sinkieland for one last time. There will be no place to hide on December 21.
And to both Cecilia Sue and Laura Ong: I know life sucks. At least you had a chance to suck at it while you still could.
Final note: Many of my species- the dinosaurs- perished more than 65 million years ago due to a cataclysmic event of gargantuan proportions. Will my species be able to survive the impending Mayan Holocaust come 21 December? Only time will tell.
But wait, time as we know it will exist for two more days, 19 and 20 December.
Postscriptum: Many thanks to SBF forum members for the good times here on these forums. Will it last? Insh'allah.
I plan to tell my wife and daughter how much I love them.
I have already written an email to the Pope, telling him I am not sorry for having left the Catholic Church more than two decades ago. Why? The Christian Bible has failed to give a precise date for Doomsday. It was the Mayans who were able to give it to us.
I have emailed LKY telling him how much I appreciated his having built up Singapore into what she is today but as Man proposes, God disposes 人算不如天算. There won't be any left of Sinkieland when the world ends on December 21.
However in the same email, I lampooned Pinky for undoing his father's fine work by fcuking up our public transportation system (starting with the appointment of Cleopatra Saw and now with Desperado Desmond), depleting our sovereign wealth under the skilful guidance of Ho Jinx, screwing up the HDB flats' scheme to make it unaffordable to most Singaporeans, etc.
In addition I reminded Pinky that if he was really sincere about calling for a by-election in Punggol East, he should do it before 21 December 2012. The world will cease to exist after that date.
I have emailed No Porn Lui telling him to forget about increasing bus fares within the next few years. His idea is plain stupid and unjust. But no matter, there will be no public transportation after December 21.
I have emailed Khaw B. W. telling him to repent of his fingerpointing and make peace with WP. The pot (Khaw) should not have called the kettle (LTK) black. If WP is a "dishonest fruit seller", what is PAP? A "dishonest dog-meat seller"? 挂羊头卖狗肉?
In a separate email to our SCM (state-controlled media), I told them they had no independence of mind and spirit in reporting local news. Even though time will stand still beginning December 21, they will always be remembered as being the minions and lackeys of LEEgime.
I wrote to Michael Palm for having provided us with a distraction before the end of the world. He has given us a new meaning to the saying "A bird in the palm is worth two in the bush".
I urged Yaw Shin Leong to quit hiding and come back to Sinkieland for one last time. There will be no place to hide on December 21.
And to both Cecilia Sue and Laura Ong: I know life sucks. At least you had a chance to suck at it while you still could.
Final note: Many of my species- the dinosaurs- perished more than 65 million years ago due to a cataclysmic event of gargantuan proportions. Will my species be able to survive the impending Mayan Holocaust come 21 December? Only time will tell.
But wait, time as we know it will exist for two more days, 19 and 20 December.
Postscriptum: Many thanks to SBF forum members for the good times here on these forums. Will it last? Insh'allah.
