15 relatives you meet during the CNY

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The Overachiever

The one who makes you feel so bad because they're so good, and everyone compares you to this person.


The AWOL relatives

These relatives usually go on a vacation during Chinese New Year or they just fall off from the face of the earth.


The Calculative Relative

They expect to receive as much as they give, so don't be too pleased with your fat ang pow, it might come with strings attached.



The Concerned Grandparent

He or she will lovingly "force feed" you with food even though you can't stuff it down anymore.



The Gambler

They're the ones who start asking people to play blackjack or mahjong. Their usual tagline is "huat ah"! Beware of The Gambler, as he or she usually wins all of your ang pow money.



The Gossipy Aunty

She knows everything that happens to every member of the family, regardless whether it is true or not. She has no qualms about spreading stories around.



The Too-Cute-For-Words Kid

They're the ones who get the most ang pows because they're the cutest in the family. May have a tendency to be bratty.




The Know-It-All Uncle

They have an opinion about everything and think they are right all the time. They are generally retirees or semi-retired.




The Life of the Party

This person is usually the ice breaker, equipped with loads of jokes, and has ways of livening up boring gatherings.




The Show-Off Cousin

Always showing off their latest car or newest piece of bling. They might have just bought a Chery QQ but from the way they talk about it, you would think they bought a Lamborghini.



The Swinging Single

He comes with a different girl each year and cannot be bothered with questions from The Gossipy Aunty.



The Tactless Aunty

They're the first to point out your weight, your marital status and even your social life and job.



The Weird Cousin

The socially inept cousin who lives in his or her own world and generally is not fun to talk to at gatherings. Makes you wonder how the both of you are even related in the first place.



The Wise One

Knows all the traditions, what title to use when addressing distant relatives, and always has good advice at hand.



You

You probably think you're the only normal, sane person in the family. But who knows? You might fall into one of the categories above.
 
funny but true. Know it all uncle would probably be BosSam.

Weird cousin would describe clinton666....as would tactless auntie.
 
The Gossipy Aunty

She knows everything that happens to every member of the family, regardless whether it is true or not. She has no qualms about spreading stories around.




How true... Nearly every family will have this kind of kaypoh Auntie.. My wife's auntie got one hell of a chebye mouth.. She'll will know everything that's happening in the family.. She's the best creator of Facts and Fictions... I was kind of happy when I heard she fell down at a wet market recently...:D I dread meeting her during CNY.. But this year should be quite peaceful since she will be celebrating CNY at Penang with her youngest son..
 
The Overachiever

The one who makes you feel so bad because they're so good, and everyone compares you to this person.

Unfortunately I'm the overachiever in my family, so every year my relatives visits my place, I always tell them I didn't do well, business not good, health getting worse etc just to make feel better for themselves:o:o
 
i haven't visit my auntie for few years already, this year, i intend to go visit her but have to endure my nosy cousins. i am going to tell them how lky's cronies taught me a lesson by making life difficult for me. haha...

seriously, think my auntie going ninety years of age soon, so just want to go and say hi to her. used to stay at her place in whampoa when i was a kid. and so many good memories there...hee...hee...;)
 
i haven't visit my auntie for few years already, this year, i intend to go visit her but have to endure my nosy cousins. i am going to tell them how lky's cronies taught me a lesson by making life difficult for me. haha...

seriously, think my auntie going ninety years of age soon, so just want to go and say hi to her. used to stay at her place in whampoa when i was a kid. and so many good memories there...hee...hee...;)


hi there


1. krafty, what a taxi-pilot?
2. flying a cab or what?
3. btw, hotbot is more sane than krafty so far!
4. honest, good for you, krafty.
 
you sure are demonstrating the traits of a christian, hypocrisy..
:rolleyes:
hi there


1. krafty, what a taxi-pilot?
2. flying a cab or what?
3. btw, hotbot is more sane than krafty so far!
4. honest, good for you, krafty.
 
The most irritating is the type who on normal days is stingy as a miser and damn unhelpful.
But the moment CNY comes around, he or she will be dressed in all red and going around distributing ang pows, bak kwa and mandarin oranges. They will insist that u take them as it will "bring u luck".
You can bet your last $ that their purpose is to bring themselves luck or to ward off bad luck. Superstitious clowns. :D
 
you sure are demonstrating the traits of a christian, hypocrisy..
:rolleyes:



hi there


1. aiyoh!
2. i can be some christian that is nothing wrong with it.
3. but being a hypo thing!
4. come on! wake up and smell the coffee, krafty.
5. i am what i am, no clone hoh!
 
I agree with what OP posted. It is pretty common during my younger days when meeting with relatives and I have plenty of them. Many old aunts and uncles has passed away and I suppose the younger generation does not care very much about seeing each other and so have drifted apart. Nowadays it is a only meeting up with very close relatives which is less than 3, thank goodness.
 
The Overachiever

The one who makes you feel so bad because they're so good, and everyone compares you to this person.


The AWOL relatives

These relatives usually go on a vacation during Chinese New Year or they just fall off from the face of the earth.


The Calculative Relative

They expect to receive as much as they give, so don't be too pleased with your fat ang pow, it might come with strings attached.



The Concerned Grandparent

He or she will lovingly "force feed" you with food even though you can't stuff it down anymore.



The Gambler

They're the ones who start asking people to play blackjack or mahjong. Their usual tagline is "huat ah"! Beware of The Gambler, as he or she usually wins all of your ang pow money.



The Gossipy Aunty

She knows everything that happens to every member of the family, regardless whether it is true or not. She has no qualms about spreading stories around.



The Too-Cute-For-Words Kid

They're the ones who get the most ang pows because they're the cutest in the family. May have a tendency to be bratty.




The Know-It-All Uncle

They have an opinion about everything and think they are right all the time. They are generally retirees or semi-retired.




The Life of the Party

This person is usually the ice breaker, equipped with loads of jokes, and has ways of livening up boring gatherings.




The Show-Off Cousin

Always showing off their latest car or newest piece of bling. They might have just bought a Chery QQ but from the way they talk about it, you would think they bought a Lamborghini.



The Swinging Single

He comes with a different girl each year and cannot be bothered with questions from The Gossipy Aunty.



The Tactless Aunty

They're the first to point out your weight, your marital status and even your social life and job.



The Weird Cousin

The socially inept cousin who lives in his or her own world and generally is not fun to talk to at gatherings. Makes you wonder how the both of you are even related in the first place.



The Wise One

Knows all the traditions, what title to use when addressing distant relatives, and always has good advice at hand.



You

You probably think you're the only normal, sane person in the family. But who knows? You might fall into one of the categories above.

You missed out the 16th - relatives of yours no longer on planet earth. They too may want to join in.
 
Unfortunately I'm the overachiever in my family, so every year my relatives visits my place, I always tell them I didn't do well, business not good, health getting worse etc just to make feel better for themselves:o:o

Being an overachiever is not necessarily a good thing.
It may imply that u are not that intelligent or capable, but have somehow managed to make it in some way, could be by your wits or luck or determination/hard work.
Whereas an underachiever may be someone who is very clever and talented, but for certain reasons, decides to take it easy or forced by circumstances to do so.

Don't be too happy yet...................... :o
 
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