101 ways to solve problems

[garlic]

Too many cars = Increase ERP
Still too many cars= Increase COE
Not enough parking lots = Increase parking fees
Not enough HDB = Increase HDB Prices
Too many foreign workers = Increase levy
Mrt congested = Increase mrt fares
Too many poor = Increase GST
Price of oil increase = Increase electricity tariffs
Price of oil decrease = Increase electricity tariffs
USD strengthens against SGD = Increase electricity tariffs
USD weakens against SGD = Increase electricity tariffs
Heavy rain = Increase electricity tariffs
No rain = Increase electricity tariffs
Too many Mosquitoes = Increase electricity tariffs

Yeah... does not make sense.. you get the drift..

 

[Getloud]

Too many Ministers = Increase whatever can increase

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

I am beginning to notice a modus operandi here with your list of examples. :o

 

[cooleo]

Too many cars = Increase ERP
Still too many cars= Increase COE
Not enough parking lots = Increase parking fees
Not enough HDB = Increase HDB Prices
Too many foreign workers = Increase levy
Mrt congested = Increase mrt fares
Too many poor = Increase GST
Price of oil increase = Increase electricity tariffs
Price of oil decrease = Increase electricity tariffs
USD strengthens against SGD = Increase electricity tariffs
USD weakens against SGD = Increase electricity tariffs
Heavy rain = Increase electricity tariffs
No rain = Increase electricity tariffs
Too many Mosquitoes = Increase electricity tariffs

Yeah... does not make sense.. you get the drift..

Helping the poor part really baffles me!

 

[KNNBCCB]

Cheng Hu bo lui = Increase retirement age.

 

[peterlth]

Too many cars = Increase ERP
Still too many cars= Increase COE
Not enough parking lots = Increase parking fees
Not enough HDB = Increase HDB Prices
Too many foreign workers = Increase levy
Mrt congested = Increase mrt fares
Too many poor = Increase GST
Price of oil increase = Increase electricity tariffs
Price of oil decrease = Increase electricity tariffs
USD strengthens against SGD = Increase electricity tariffs
USD weakens against SGD = Increase electricity tariffs
Heavy rain = Increase electricity tariffs
No rain = Increase electricity tariffs
Too many Mosquitoes = Increase electricity tariffs

Yeah... does not make sense.. you get the drift..

Damn funny ....

 

[cocobobo]

natural instincts of Pests And Parasites...

they breed, you bleed

 

[garlic]

Cheng Hu bo lui = Increase retirement age.

Classic.... many times the retirement age raised.. CPF kua bo lui one..