Adam was created like a open source OS, can load good Microsoft app and bad Apple app.
Then God told Adam not to load Apple apps as they were pretty fuck up. Only Microsoft based apps were trustworthy.
Then Apple Inc. salesman came to sell their fuck up Apple based apps to Eve. After sianing Eve with his glib fork-tongue (guess the race of the salesman), Eve was convinced that Apple apps would make her look smart, fashionable, hip and chio.
Eve jio Adam to download the Apple apps, and the originally good OS created by God was corrupted beyond repair.
From then on, the corrupted OS could only run bad Apple based apps.