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Chitchat Sammyboy.Com "SG51 Terrex Song" Composition Contest - Now until 2017

Best SG51 Sammyboy Terrex Song Winner should be?

  • Whorejinx

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chootchew

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Cpfbcpfb

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Eatshitndie

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • TemaSEX

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    4
  • Poll closed .

Papsmearer

Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp
Generous Asset
Here is my contribution. Sung to the tune of the Beatles "Yesterday"

Yesterday, all my Terrex seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they are there to stay
Oh I believe in Yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half the unit I used to be
There is a missing company hanging over me
Oh yesterday, came suddenly

Why they had to go, I don't know, China wouldn't say.
Teo said something wrong, now he long for yesterday.


Yesterday training was such an easy game to play.
My Terrex, China had to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
 

whorejinx

Alfrescian
Loyal
Here is my contribution. Sung to the tune of the Beatles "Yesterday"

Yesterday, all my Terrex seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they are there to stay
Oh I believe in Yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half the unit I used to be
There is a missing company hanging over me
Oh yesterday, came suddenly

Why they had to go, I don't know, China wouldn't say.
Teo said something wrong, now he long for yesterday.


Yesterday training was such an easy game to play.
My Terrex, China had to hide away.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

No horse run!
 

Papsmearer

Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp
Generous Asset
Sung to Hall and Oates "She's Gone"

Everybody’s high on explanation
Everybody’s trying say China’s mad at FamiLee

Loong needs a drink and a fast decision

Now it’s up to Teo, what will be


They’re Gone

Oh I, Oh I

I’ll pay the shipper to replace her

They’re gone, what went wrong?


Get up in the morning look in the tank shed,

I’m worn as my Terrex, seem so far awaaaayy,

Loong’s face isn’t looking any younger

Now I can see Terrex taken their toll on Vi


They’re gone

Oh I, Oh I

Teo better learn how to face it

They’re gone

Oh I, Oh I

I’ll pay the Chinese to replace her

They’re gone, What went wrong?


I’ll spend eternity in Hong Kong City

Let the booze and the prostitutes choke my thoughts away

And pretty bodies help dissolve the memories

They can never be what the tanks were to me


They’re Gone

Oh I, Oh I

I’ll pay the Chinese to replace her,

What went wrong
 

Papsmearer

Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp
Generous Asset
Sung to England Dan and John Ford Coley "I'd really love to see you tonight"

Hello Xi, it’s been awhile

Not much, how ‘bout you?
Bor Taichee why I called,
I guess I really just wanted to

Talk cock with you


And I was thinking maybe later on
We could chit chat for a little while
You stole my tanks such a long time
And I really don’t like your style


I’m not talkin’ bout movin’ in

And I don’t want to take your life
But there is a warm wind blowing, and my fleet’s around
And I really want to invade you tonight


We could land on Tai Po park
Or attack along the beach
Or press the buttons and watch TV
As my missiles blow you into the sea


I’m not talkin’ bout movin’ in
And I don’t want to take your life
But there is a warm wind blowing, and my fleet’s around
And I really want to invade you tonight


I won't ask for promises
So you don't have to lie
We both played the game before
Just give me my tanks and say goodbye


I’m not talkin’ bout movin’ in
And I don’t want to take your life
But there is a warm wind blowing, and my fleet’s around
And I really want to invade you tonight
 

wikiphile

Alfrescian (InfP)
Generous Asset
想你的夜

扣押那天
APL船已走远
国防部已变成了笑点
独自守在海关的房间
外交部在那里纠缠
我们的车押到了今天
是不是阿隆白痴了一点

如果船可以重来
车能不能还到 Joo Chiat

想你的夜
多希望你能在我身边
不知道海关里还能否为他改变
想你的夜
求你让我再求你一遍
让车再回到原点
 

flatearther

Alfrescian
Loyal
想你的夜

扣押那天
APL船已走远
国防部已变成了笑点
独自守在海关的房间
外交部在那里纠缠
我们的车押到了今天
是不是阿隆白痴了一点

如果船可以重来
车能不能还到 Joo Chiat

想你的夜
多希望你能在我身边
不知道海关里还能否为他改变
想你的夜
求你让我再求你一遍
让车再回到原点
For those who are curious, here's the original:

[video=youtube;j3AW1uKj2aE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3AW1uKj2aE[/video]
 

whorejinx

Alfrescian
Loyal
[video=youtube_share;QH5pvIO9OGQ]https://youtu.be/QH5pvIO9OGQ[/video]


一二三四五六七
我的TERREX在哪里?
在香港!在中国!
我的TERREX在中国!

一二三四五六七
我的TERREX在哪里?
在香港!在中国!
我的TERREX在中国!

一二三四五六七
我的TERREX在哪里?
在香港!在中国!
我的TERREX在中国!
 

chootchiew

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
[video=youtube;WpVIAULkMCs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpVIAULkMCs [/video]

"She's Gone (ICV)"


She's gone,
Out of my land.
I was wrong,
I'm to blame,
I was so stupid.
I can't live without her .

In my life
There's just an empty space.
All my face are lost,
I'm wasting away.
Forgive me, china.

[Chorus]

China, won't you save me?
My face now belongs to you.
China, can you forgive me
For all I've done to you?
China, oh, China.

She's gone,
Out of my land.
Oh, she's gone.
I find it so hard to go on.
I really miss that tank, my tank.

Come back into my camp.
I'm so malu,
I'm begging you,
I'm down on my knees.
Forgive me, China.

[Chorus x2]

China, oh, China.
My fate belongs to you.
China, can you forgive me?
For all I've done to you.
 

whorejinx

Alfrescian
Loyal
[video=youtube_share;Hp_vkZkMQNU]https://youtu.be/Hp_vkZkMQNU[/video]

My Terrex Lies Over the Ocean

My Terrex lies over the ocean,
my Terrex lies over the sea,
My Terrex lies over the ocean,
O bring back my Terrex to me.

Chorus:
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my Terrex to me, to me:
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my Terrex to me.

O xi Jin ping grabbed the Terrexs,
O xi Jin ping grabbed them all.
O blow ye winds over the ocean,
And bring back my Terrex to me.

Repeat chorus

Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed,
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
I dreamed that my Terrex was dead.

Repeat chorus
 

CPFBCPFB

Alfrescian
Loyal
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eatshitndie

Alfrescian (Inf)
Asset
they'll be home for christmas
we can count on thee
show some balls and cockiness
and terrexes under the tree

christmas eve will find them
where sinkie pride beams
they'll be home for christmas
if only in your dreams

christmas eve will find them
where sinkie pride beams
they'll be home for christmas
if only in your dreams
if only in your dreams
 

TemaseX

Alfrescian
Loyal
YESTERDAY

Yesterday, all my TERREX IMPOUNDED so far away
Now it looks as though they're THERE to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Suddenly, I'm not half the BAPOK I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me.
Oh, XIJINPING came suddenly

Why HE had to TAKE I don't know HE wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, SAF was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Why HE had to go I don't know HE wouldn't say
I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, PAP was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


 

steffychun

Alfrescian
Loyal
Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas

https://www.mindef.gov.sg/imindef/p...?name=23dec16_nr&date=2016-12-23#.WFz5rvl97IU

Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas
Let your heart be gone
From now on,
our Terrex will be out of sight

Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas
Make the Hongkies gay,
From now on,
our Terrexes will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy olden days of yore.
Taiwanese friends who are dear to us
Never dear to us anymore more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the FTs allow
And have yourself A merry Terrex Christmas now.
 

tun_dr_m

Alfrescian
Loyal
Re: Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas

https://www.mindef.gov.sg/imindef/p...?name=23dec16_nr&date=2016-12-23#.WFz5rvl97IU

Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas
Let your heart be gone
From now on,
our Terrex will be out of sight

Have yourself a Merry Terrex Christmas
Make the Hongkies gay,
From now on,
our Terrexes will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy olden days of yore.
Taiwanese friends who are dear to us
Never dear to us anymore more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the FTs allow
And have yourself A merry Terrex Christmas now.

http://www.sammyboy.com/showthread....Song-quot-Composition-Contest-Now-until-2017&

Pse copy post here. Moderator pse merge.
 

Papsmearer

Alfrescian (InfP) - Comp
Generous Asset
Sung to the tune of
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All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
Spike Jones & His City Slickers

'twas the night before Christmas and all through Istana
Not a creature was stirring, not even a banana
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my pinky pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old XiPing from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could


All I want for Christmas is my 9 Terrex
My 9 Terrex, ee, my 9 Terrex ?
Gee, if I could only have my 9 Terrex
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas


It seems so long since I could say
"Xiping you fucking Jackass"
Every time I try to speak
Huh, all I do is break gas


All I want for Christmas is my 9 Terrex
My 9 Terrex ee my 9 Terrex ?
Gee, if I could only have my 9 Terrex
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas
 
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