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Serious LHL Cancer Relapse!!! No MM for SG 69?

MyMother

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Aiyah!....he used that hand too much ...any good 'Ortho' specialist, will tell you... that is BURSITIS....just use a 'hot water bag'...fill with ice water & rub on it...the swelling will go down...

how to tell is not Herpes gladiatorum?
 

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He will be lucky if his punishment is imposed during this lifetime. Otherwise, it will be horrible during the next.

Kharma never forgets.
 

MyMother

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Can he remove those lumps with a pen knife?

There's an old chink tale about some red-face chink who drank cheap rice wine and played checkers while a country doctor dug shit out from his arm.

Problem solve if he amputates his head.
 

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Can he remove those lumps with a pen knife?

There's an old chink tale about some red-face chink who drank cheap rice wine and played checkers while a country doctor dug shit out from his arm.

When Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, he was wounded by a poisonous arrow shot by Cao Ren. The poison reached the bone and his right arm was badly swollen, immobilizing him. Guan Ping suggested that they should retreat back to Jingzhou. Afraid that his soldiers might be discouraged, Guan Yu refused to retreat. At this instance, Hua Tuo, the famous physician, arrived from Jiangdong on a boat. Guan Ping was greatly pleased and asked Hua to examine Guan Yu. Taking off his shirt, Guan continued to play Weiqi against Ma Liang. Hua concluded that an operation was called for. Guan did not want Hua to put him to sleep during the operation, for he worried that the enemy might attack them. As Hua prepared for the surgery, he suggested that Guan should tie his arm to a pillar (in case he couldn't stand the pain and moved) and have his eyes covered.

When Guan heard Hua's suggestion, he laughed, saying, 'This is such a simple procedure. There is no need for these.' He then asked for some wine and stuck his arm out for Hua. Hua took out a surgical knife and proceeded to cut open Guan's arm, removing the infected area. Since the poison had reached the bone, it turned blue, and Huan had to scrape the bone to get the poison out. Seeing the blood and hearing the scraping sound, everyone couldn't bear to watch except Guan, who was talking, drinking, and playing Weiqi. After Hua had finished, he sewed up the wound and Guan told Hua, 'My arm is good as new and there is no pain at all. You are really the best of all doctors!' Hua replied, 'In my whole life, I have never seen anyone as brave as you. You are the best of all heroes!' Although it's apparent that Guan used Weiqi to divert his attention during his surgery, his bravery was still unmatched throughout history.
 

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When Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, he was wounded by a poisonous arrow shot by Cao Ren. The poison reached the bone and his right arm was badly swollen, immobilizing him. Guan Ping suggested that they should retreat back to Jingzhou. Afraid that his soldiers might be discouraged, Guan Yu refused to retreat. At this instance, Hua Tuo, the famous physician, arrived from Jiangdong on a boat. Guan Ping was greatly pleased and asked Hua to examine Guan Yu. Taking off his shirt, Guan continued to play Weiqi against Ma Liang. Hua concluded that an operation was called for. Guan did not want Hua to put him to sleep during the operation, for he worried that the enemy might attack them. As Hua prepared for the surgery, he suggested that Guan should tie his arm to a pillar (in case he couldn't stand the pain and moved) and have his eyes covered.

When Guan heard Hua's suggestion, he laughed, saying, 'This is such a simple procedure. There is no need for these.' He then asked for some wine and stuck his arm out for Hua. Hua took out a surgical knife and proceeded to cut open Guan's arm, removing the infected area. Since the poison had reached the bone, it turned blue, and Huan had to scrape the bone to get the poison out. Seeing the blood and hearing the scraping sound, everyone couldn't bear to watch except Guan, who was talking, drinking, and playing Weiqi. After Hua had finished, he sewed up the wound and Guan told Hua, 'My arm is good as new and there is no pain at all. You are really the best of all doctors!' Hua replied, 'In my whole life, I have never seen anyone as brave as you. You are the best of all heroes!' Although it's apparent that Guan used Weiqi to divert his attention during his surgery, his bravery was still unmatched throughout history.

Have you not heard the story about "kwan yew"...it is still unmatched in history...who is Guan YU? ha ha ha ha
 

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Have you not heard the story about "kwan yew"...it is still unmatched in history...who is Guan YU? ha ha ha ha

guan yu during live surgery was actually screaming inside...."knnbccb! hua tuo! you sonofabitch! when it's done i'm gonna cut your dick off!"
 

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Have you not heard the story about "kwan yew"...it is still unmatched in history...who is Guan YU? ha ha ha ha

I heard the story of this guy with knuckle dusters and a hatchet waiting in a cul-de-sac. Is this the one you are referring to?

Whats so great about that?
 

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When Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, he was wounded by a poisonous arrow shot by Cao Ren. The poison reached the bone and his right arm was badly swollen, immobilizing him. Guan Ping suggested that they should retreat back to Jingzhou. Afraid that his soldiers might be discouraged, Guan Yu refused to retreat. At this instance, Hua Tuo, the famous physician, arrived from Jiangdong on a boat. Guan Ping was greatly pleased and asked Hua to examine Guan Yu. Taking off his shirt, Guan continued to play Weiqi against Ma Liang. Hua concluded that an operation was called for. Guan did not want Hua to put him to sleep during the operation, for he worried that the enemy might attack them. As Hua prepared for the surgery, he suggested that Guan should tie his arm to a pillar (in case he couldn't stand the pain and moved) and have his eyes covered.

When Guan heard Hua's suggestion, he laughed, saying, 'This is such a simple procedure. There is no need for these.' He then asked for some wine and stuck his arm out for Hua. Hua took out a surgical knife and proceeded to cut open Guan's arm, removing the infected area. Since the poison had reached the bone, it turned blue, and Huan had to scrape the bone to get the poison out. Seeing the blood and hearing the scraping sound, everyone couldn't bear to watch except Guan, who was talking, drinking, and playing Weiqi. After Hua had finished, he sewed up the wound and Guan told Hua, 'My arm is good as new and there is no pain at all. You are really the best of all doctors!' Hua replied, 'In my whole life, I have never seen anyone as brave as you. You are the best of all heroes!' Although it's apparent that Guan used Weiqi to divert his attention during his surgery, his bravery was still unmatched throughout history.

I am overwhelmed by Guan Yu's bravery. We need this kind of leaders. Pain , sacrifice , wholehearted service to country and people .
 

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When Guan Yu attacked Fancheng, he was wounded by a poisonous arrow shot by Cao Ren. The poison reached the bone and his right arm was badly swollen, immobilizing him. Guan Ping suggested that they should retreat back to Jingzhou. Afraid that his soldiers might be discouraged, Guan Yu refused to retreat. At this instance, Hua Tuo, the famous physician, arrived from Jiangdong on a boat. Guan Ping was greatly pleased and asked Hua to examine Guan Yu. Taking off his shirt, Guan continued to play Weiqi against Ma Liang. Hua concluded that an operation was called for. Guan did not want Hua to put him to sleep during the operation, for he worried that the enemy might attack them. As Hua prepared for the surgery, he suggested that Guan should tie his arm to a pillar (in case he couldn't stand the pain and moved) and have his eyes covered.

When Guan heard Hua's suggestion, he laughed, saying, 'This is such a simple procedure. There is no need for these.' He then asked for some wine and stuck his arm out for Hua. Hua took out a surgical knife and proceeded to cut open Guan's arm, removing the infected area. Since the poison had reached the bone, it turned blue, and Huan had to scrape the bone to get the poison out. Seeing the blood and hearing the scraping sound, everyone couldn't bear to watch except Guan, who was talking, drinking, and playing Weiqi. After Hua had finished, he sewed up the wound and Guan told Hua, 'My arm is good as new and there is no pain at all. You are really the best of all doctors!' Hua replied, 'In my whole life, I have never seen anyone as brave as you. You are the best of all heroes!' Although it's apparent that Guan used Weiqi to divert his attention during his surgery, his bravery was still unmatched throughout history.

Dear Creampie, my utmost respect for your accuracy of our Chinese history. May you be well and happy.
 

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I heard the story of this guy with knuckle dusters and a hatchet waiting in a cul-de-sac. Is this the one you are referring to?

Whats so great about that?

It was an urban legend...more like a feather duster & a small rattan cane...you know the story...caught some ikan billis it gets exaggerated of landing a 3m or more Marlin...:rolleyes:
 
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