Just chanced upon this and want to share. 5 Star accomodation for Hokkien retirees!

Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Now that everyone knows that I am a school dropout from a troubled family, let's examine if my life have changed for the better. When i wake up tomorrow morning, i will still have the following traits:

1) Possess fake certificates bought from black market
2) Visits chow ah quas
3) Continue to be sexually abused by old men
4) Ball-less in real life
5) Never do NS
6) Speaks disgusting Singlish
7) Lives in pigeonhole HDB with another 20 banglas
8) Loves picking on hawker center leftover food
9) Jealous of WP success in winning a GRC
10) Internet is my boasting/ranting space
11) Can't spell correctly
12) Protecting Foreign Talents because i am one myself
13) Jealous of successful people
14) Takes MRT, buses, like No Porn Lui all in the name of wayang
15) Bullshit about being rich but had to help my GF to sell her stuff at flowerpod.
16) Wears T-shirt, bermuda, and flip flop in posh places
17) Has a loser's attitude and mindset

In short, my life's still FUCKED UP AS HELL :(:(:(

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buzzlightyear said:

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Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh...:p

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buzzlightyear said:

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh...

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buzzlightyear said:

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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KNNBCCB said:

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Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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buzzlightyear said:

5 Stars! Luxurious! Long term stay only! If you are checking in with your friends, you can try bargaining for a discount.

For bookings contact: http://nirvanasg.com/

[video=youtube;AlmLYKIQl3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlmLYKIQl3k&feature=player_embedded#at=139[/video]

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tonychat said:

I am a shameless fuck who anyhow called people SIR and also a real asshole for biting the hand that feed. Sigh :p

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Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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tonychat said:

Sir Buzz. the video is just a promotion of that place so people will pay high price yearly to maintain that place if they put their decease there.

However, i disagree on that part they claim that by putting your decease there, they will be peaceful and serene.

To die peacefully is not about where you are put after your death but what you do when you are living.

If you are virtuous and lead a pure life, no matter where you are buried or not even buried, you will die peacefully.

Just think logically, if a person live a life filled with ego, lust and sinkieness just like the whole lot of uneducated sinkie losers here.

Cannot swallow the truth and yet take revenge on those who are honest about their behavior, frequent geylang and pay sex to pamper their male ego, behave like a ball-less sinkie and cause suffering to other.

This kind of sinkie shit how to die in peace, even if they are buried in a trillion $ location with tons of buddha and gods also no use. Their actions determine their thought and conscience and in turn determine how they die and in turn determine where they go after that.

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Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh.. :p

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Originally Posted by buzzlightyear

Fuck! Pea brainer like me can't even spell Beging, dissaprove, awlays, feaces-brained, lowlifes, macdondalds, Girodano, accomodation, correctly and i got the audacity to tell people off here. Sigh... :p

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buzzlightyear said:

Aye, His Royal Majesty Lord Tony, King of Sammyville, Bringer of Wisdom, Defender of All That Is Good And Just, you are right, these nongs are nothing better than greedy spineless useless rats.

I take my leave now, His Majesty Tony. Blessed thy reign over Sammyville.

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