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The Incredible Kim Jong-il and his Amazing Achievements

hahaho

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The Incredible Kim Jong-il and his Amazing Achievements
The Telegraph. UK

According to the Korea Central News Agency.

Known to his people variously as The Supreme Leader, the Dear Leader, Our Father, the General,
Lodestar of the 21st Century or Eternal President, Kim Jong-il has been credited with a mind-boggling
series of achievements.

By Julian Ryall, Tokyo 2:45PM GMT 31 Jan 2011

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* Even before his birth, the future leader of North Korea was triggering miracles. Official biographers say his birth in a cabin on the slopes of Baekdu Mountain in February 1942 was foretold by a swallow and heralded by a double rainbow. When he was born, a new star appeared in the night sky.

* The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.

* Kim has the ability to alter the weather simply through the power of thought.

* The fledgling leader was a genius as an infant, with official North Korean biographies stating that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.

* As a junior high school pupil in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for their incorrect interpretations of history.

* Kim wrote six full operas in two years, "all of which are better than any in the history of music," according to his official biography.

* He designed the Tower of the Juche Idea, a 170-metre tower in the east bank of the River Taedong in central Pyongyang that is topped by a glowing red flame.

* Kim's official biography also claims that he wrote 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University, from where he graduated in 1964.

* According to the Korea Central News Agency, Kim is an expert on all aspects of the film industry and "improved the scripts and guided the production" of the movie "Diary of a Girl Student." His favourite movies are reportedly "Friday the 13th," "Rambo" and anything starring Elizabeth Taylor.

* Kim reportedly employs a servant to inspect every grain of rice that is served to him. Any with the most minor of flaws is discarded.
 

Froggy

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Sounds like the Thai king man. Bhumiporn also have photos all over Thailand to be same same this Kim.
 

Maximilian Chua-Heng

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* The first time he picked up a golf club, in 1994, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.

Oh what a pity! :(

Another self-sacrificial, public-spirited, exceptionally-talented leader forsaking his personal ambitions in order to serve his people to his death.

I salute him!
 

johnny333

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I think Spore's god is more powerful.

He makes more money.

He can rise fron the dead, so he claims :smile:
 

Sideswipe

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Korea Peninsula should be unified under great leader Kim Jong II asap, that will be the golden period for all Koreans.
 

wikiphile

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Oh dear, the North Koreans are so lucky to have such an amazing leader. I will from this day onwards cry and slap myself everday for my misfortune not to be born a North Korean :(

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