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FT: English test is very easy, sure pass

makapaaa

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One cuntry, 2 systems again. Sporns are subjected to the most stringent Engrish test, failing which they're relegated to DIE ON THEIR OWN after serving NS. While FTrash are put on the fast track to free scholarships and jobs. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU REALLY HARD, FAPEE TRAITORS!


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Author: Your Correspondent

http://www.temasekreview.com/2010/05/03/english-literacy-test-for-foreigners-simple-and-easy-to-pass/#comment-119618

Stung by increasing number of complaints from Singaporeans and foreigners alike of service staff who are unable to speak or comprehend simple English, the PAP introduced a basic English test for foreign workers.
The test, called the Service Literacy Test (SLT) is administered by the Workforce Development Agency for only work permit holders in the hotel, retail F&B industries which are heavily dependent on foreign workers.
According to the Straits Times, the first batch of foreign workers who took the test today said it was “simple and easy to pass.”
The test comprises of two parts – speaking and listening which contain 30 questions each testing the candidates on what they would say to a customer during the course of providing service.
The overly simplistic test can hardly be an accurate gauge of the English proficiencies of the foreign workers.
In other countries like Australia, Japan, South Korea and Hong Kong, foreigners are strictly employed in sectors where there is a shortage of local workers.
Though Hong Kong is part of China, it is far more difficult for mainland Chinese to find work there than in Singapore.
Due to the PAP’s liberal immigration and pro-foreigner policies, foreigners are allowed to compete directly with Singaporeans for jobs which can otherwise be taken up by them in the retail and hotel industries.
The Service Literacy Test (SLT) is no more but a PR gimmick to placate disgruntled Singaporeans on the ground and to “show” that the PAP is listening to their concerns.
As Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong put it succinctly during his May Day Rally, foreigners are still coming to Singapore whether Singaporeans like it or not.

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makapaaa

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May 3, 2010 at 9:00 pm
English literacy test for foreign workers in construction and marine should be made compulsory.
This is for safety purpose. They should be able to understand every safety sign and instructions in English.
For foreigners working in service such as fast food outlet, they need to learn and say, “Upsize”?









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May 3, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Just like how some foreigners can easily pass Qualifying English Test in NUS and be a drag on anyone unlucky enough to be assigned group work with them. Or that some professors from foreign, asian countries are almost equally lacking in their English skills to be able to deliver lectures properly.









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May 3, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Of course the test must be easy to pass….because PAP is just wayanging.









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May 3, 2010 at 10:44 pm
This is just another smoke bomb. Lots of smoke bombs recently cos election is coming hahaha.









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May 3, 2010 at 11:17 pm
I supposed some of the English test questions will be like:
1) A is for _______ (Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog)?
2) B is for _______ (Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog)?
3) C is for _______ (Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog)?
4) D is for _______ (Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog)?






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PRC talent are indispensable to the economic future of S'pore and we are importing them too slowly. To reach desired target of 6.5 million, we need to build housing and infrastructure quicker and fill the gap with talented young PRCs
 

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Overheard the following conversation at a fastfood restaurant.

Counter staff: What drink would you like for your meal?
Customer: I will have a COCK please.
 
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For the PRC ah mei:

words they need to know

How Much
Hotel 81 or Fragrance
You pay hotel
Condom
blow job
CIM
hand job
..........
 

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Overheard the following conversation at a fastfood restaurant.

Counter staff: What drink would you like for your meal?
Customer: I will have a COCK please.

We have no COCK...you want ahh! flute ju? Or leng, leh mon, hap ple...????
 

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