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WTF! Tiger Woods' Bitchy Wife Elin Stopped Him From Completing His 18 Holes!

clinton666

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Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren is a real money grabbing bitch. When she married Tiger Woods, she had known that he is a world's Number 1 golf player. Doesn't she know that you have to enter 18 holes in the game of golf. Poor Tiger, now he has entered only 10 holes and his bitchy wife has stopped him from continuing in the game. WTF!.He has only 8 more holes to go through. Tiger should have drawn up a pre-nup agreement with gold-digger Elin.:mad:on this issue.

TIGER’S Field Report on His 10 Holes:

1.) Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3.) Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4.) Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5.) Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6.) Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7.) Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael O’Quinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

 

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clinton666

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You spastic maggot :oIo:

The least you can do is to indicate which hole that gal is..:mad:
 

Ass_Loong_Son

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He should be doing your ass hole not 18 holes, how many assholes have you got?

He should stick his club up your ass loong, you understand?
:oIo:
 

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You insolent retard :wink: It's for me to know and for you to find out. Do you want me to kick your ass? Just say the magic words "Yes please do it!" and i will gladly render you the disability to post for the next 24 hours. :eek::biggrin:


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SamuelStalin

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You insolent retard :wink: It's for me to know and for you to find out. Do you want me to kick your ass? Just say the magic words "Yes please do it!" and i will gladly render you the disability to post for the next 24 hours. :eek::biggrin:


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Haha you're so fat. Let me kiss and spank your girl ass and cuddle those peaches.
 

SamuelStalin

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Clinton666 always brightens me up with his threads on SammyBoy.

I feel very happy to see your profound and creative powers of reasoning and persuasion, and scolding off the Sporn fucks who are ape mad at you. Thanks :wink:

But if you talk rough on me you'd get the same that's for sure.
 

Shin Orochi

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Clinton666 always brightens me up with his threads on SammyBoy.

I feel very happy to see your profound and creative powers of reasoning and persuasion, and scolding off the Sporn fucks who are ape mad at you. Thanks :wink:

But if you talk rough on me you'd get the same that's for sure.

It is confirmed you both are gays. Don't be shy to get butt fucking right away. :biggrin:
 

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