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Who the fuck are you? I am a DUMB Thief!

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Dummy thief broke into a Taiwanese stall to steal some petty cash and a free drink, when stall owner saw him on CCTV, called cops. Later just before cop arrived, the owner went to confront the dummy thief.

He shouted who the fuck are you there?

In a big shock the idiot thief told the truth, he reply I am just a thief!:eek:

And just in time the cop came in and arrested him! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

The cops went back to get a fucking good laugh.

Times are so bad, all kinds of thief also you may arrest. KNN!

http://tw.news.yahoo.com/article/url/d/a/091207/1/1wf6z.html


你是誰? 我是小偷! 笨賊說錯話 行竊被捕

中廣 更新日期:"2009/12/07 16:05"

一名失業男子,清晨侵入一家檳榔攤內行竊,結果被害人在檳榔攤後方房間內看電視,突然看到監視器畫面一名男子在翻箱倒櫃,還開了一瓶飲料喝了起來,被害人先打電話報警,並大聲喝斥「你是誰?」,這名小偷沒想到突然有人出現,情急之下居然回答「我是小偷」,警方正好趕到,把這名烏龍竊賊當場逮捕。

(彭清仁報導)

新竹市一名卅六歲的張姓男子,清晨獨自潛入市區經國路﹂yes檳榔攤」,先是翻箱倒櫃,竊取三百零五元的零錢,接著又在飲料櫃內開了一瓶保力達,悠閒的坐在椅子上飲用,而檳榔攤負責人正在後方的休息室內看電視,突然發現監視器銀幕有一名男子在喝飲料,再仔細看畫面,發現這名男子完全不認識,負責人先私下打電話報警,接著從後門進入檳榔攤內,大聲質問﹂你是誰」,可能聲音太大聲,而張姓男子在毫無防備之下,驚嚇也之餘脫口而出﹂我是小偷」,這時張姓男子才驚覺說錯話了,在奪門而出時,被趕抵的警方當場逮捕。

警方在偵訊時,這名張姓男子坦承因為欠錢才到檳榔攤行竊,至於為何會有這種無厘頭式的對白,張姓男子供稱,可能是一時心荒之下,才會脫口說自己是小偷,警方在偵訊後,則是依竊盜罪嫌,將張姓男子移送地檢署偵辦。而這句經典的對話,也很快成為警局內警察同仁茶餘飯後聊天的熱門話題。
 
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