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    Default Urgent Garage Sales at Istana

    *Venue*: Istana

    *Items*: Crockery, utensils & kitchen equipment

    *Date*: Thurs 14 Sept 2017

    *Reason*: Making way for a complete set of Halal certified crockery, utensils & kitchen equipment.

    Everything must go! Hurry before It's too late!

    Cashless payment only!

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-41237318



    Good news, the great Singapore farce of the century has made it to world headlines.

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    Im waiting for the reason given for upping sticks from yishun….it will be very moving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soikee View Post
    *Venue*: Istana

    *Items*: Crockery, utensils & kitchen equipment

    *Date*: Thurs 14 Sept 2017

    *Reason*: Making way for a complete set of Halal certified crockery, utensils & kitchen equipment.

    Everything must go! Hurry before It's too late!

    Cashless payment only!
    Better not, they were used and recycled many times by the dead.
    #notmypresident#

    List of my boycott establishments:-

    Tung Lok
    Breadtalk/Toast Box
    Jollibee
    Citibank (who employed more than 40% foreigners)
    La Fonde restuarant
    ...will add on to the blacklist as deemed necessary for patriotic reason.

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    Cashless payment only!.....meaning just take and go ?....lol

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    The toothpick thief/ clown will kapok them first before the garage sale.

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    KFC don't use any cutlery because his motto is finger licking good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Trader View Post
    KFC don't use any cutlery because his motto is finger licking good
    Prata best eaten using hands too...

    Cutlery too old and rusty?
    i am an ordinary sinkie sheep!!!

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    will the sale be reserved for selected people only

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballsoffire View Post
    will the sale be reserved for selected people only
    The kelong president will decide.
    #notmypresident#

    List of my boycott establishments:-

    Tung Lok
    Breadtalk/Toast Box
    Jollibee
    Citibank (who employed more than 40% foreigners)
    La Fonde restuarant
    ...will add on to the blacklist as deemed necessary for patriotic reason.

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    looking for excess tancho for hairdo. must be unopened. sealed is ideal. don't care about expiry date.
    6.9 k's of sinkies: kopi, kaya toast, kueh kueh, kio kway, ktv, kpkb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatshitndie View Post
    looking for excess tancho for hairdo. must be unopened. sealed is ideal. don't care about expiry date.
    Have you ever used Tancho or Brylcreem before?, sound like you have not....expired ones, you open them...they stink! yulks!...unless you are using them for other things...then, it's a different matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halsey02 View Post
    Have you ever used Tancho or Brylcreem before?, sound like you have not....expired ones, you open them...they stink! yulks!...unless you are using them for other things...then, it's a different matter.
    only use strong holding gel when i need to keep hair down and glossy. rancid tancho only use for pouring on cars illegally parked across my driveway.
    6.9 k's of sinkies: kopi, kaya toast, kueh kueh, kio kway, ktv, kpkb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatshitndie View Post
    only use strong holding gel when i need to keep hair down and glossy. rancid tancho only use for pouring on cars illegally parked across my driveway.
    If you can find LIME...don't know if they sell it these days....a kind of mixture called lime, white in colour...mix in water, dip cloth onto mixture.wipe across windscreen....when sun is up....guarantee to cracked.....( we did that to our long winded boring principal car when in school)...Tancho won't do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by halsey02 View Post
    If you can find LIME...don't know if they sell it these days....a kind of mixture called lime, white in colour...mix in water, dip cloth onto mixture.wipe across windscreen....when sun is up....guarantee to cracked.....( we did that to our long winded boring principal car when in school)...Tancho won't do...
    someone did that to my car and i swear never to do that to another car. it took 6.9 weeks to thoroughly clean the white glue.
    6.9 k's of sinkies: kopi, kaya toast, kueh kueh, kio kway, ktv, kpkb.

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    She's a shitskin in denial, not a halal terrorist bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Trader View Post
    KFC don't use any cutlery because his motto is finger licking good
    You make my day! Couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatshitndie View Post
    someone did that to my car and i swear never to do that to another car. it took 6.9 weeks to thoroughly clean the white glue.
    It is not white glue...they may not be selling them anymore...I forgot the proper name for them....I think it is Alkali....it use to come in a rectangular wooden crate, it is gooey...all you do is to mix them in water & paint walls with them....you coat that on the windscreen it will do wonders...ha ha ha or lemon juice or lime juice...."neat" not mixed in water...

    In the old place, where I live....any illegal car parking outside anyone driveway....guaranteed that, all four tyres will be punctured..

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    Quote Originally Posted by eatshitndie View Post
    looking for excess tancho for hairdo. must be unopened. sealed is ideal. don't care about expiry date.
    Too backward n not man enuff, mine is mandon from japan sealed in condom 0.01mm from japan

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    URGENT NOTICE:


    With effect from 1st October 2017, Singapore will be adopting certain practices in line with being a multi-racial country.

    All greetings thru home visits, office, phone calls or SMS must first greet with "ASSAMLAM MULAIKOM" and replied greeting will be "MULAIKOM SALAM".

    For those unable to follow exact speech especially Hokkien dialect can also greet in Hokkien Malayism: "WA SALAH LU MAI KONG" and greeting reply will
    be "WA KONG LU BO SALAH" is acceptable.

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