the best and most natural way to shit is to lift legs, bend knees sharply, squat and shit with torso leaning forward. thus, the squatty potty was invented, and it sold us$30m eversince it debuted in shark tank. but little do they know that squat-style shitholes are prevalent in asia and old toilets in italy. chinks and italians must have been shitting shiok and smooth for past centuries while americans have to flex rectal muscles in upright sitting position to get shit going. of course, must remove pants and panties first.
