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    Sinkee millennials want instagram-worthy weddings.
    Most working normal jobs.
    Most will rack up credit card debts for this.
    Lucrative business for debt collectors.
    I will set up debt collection agency.
    My partners are my friends melvin gan(he knows some mps) and mohan (he got the jb gangster lobang). We will operate from a flat near jurong point.

    Our company name will be JP MohGan


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    Social media-savvy millennials want weddings that are fun and Instagram-friendly

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    When marketing manager Monica Mah's boyfriend of five years, Mr James Goh, proposed to her in January this year, she already had an Instagram hashtag figured out and ready to go: #GohingofftheMahket.

    The punny one-liner, which incorporates their surnames, was used to announce her engagement on social media.

    It will also be printed on her wedding invitation cards and guests are encouraged to tag photos taken during the banquet with it.

    She wants her wedding, which is slated for next February, to be held outdoors with a garden party theme because the couple met at such an event.

    On her wishlist is a pick-and-mix candy bar, live-stations for barbecued food, customised fruity cocktails and personalised umbrellas and shades for guests.

    "Weddings are not just about having a boring 10-course dinner anymore," says Ms Mah, 29. Her husband-to-be, 31, is a graphic designer.

    Because people live in a connected age, she adds that they "subconsciously consider how their wedding will look like in pictures".

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocobobo View Post
    Sinkee millennials want instagram-worthy weddings.
    Most working normal jobs.
    Most will rack up credit card debts for this.
    Lucrative business for debt collectors.
    I will set up debt collection agency.
    My partners are my friends melvin gan(he knows some mps) and mohan (he got the jb gangster lobang). We will operate from a flat near jurong point.

    Our company name will be JP MohGan


    http://www.straitstimes.com/lifestyl...orthy-nuptials
    Many of these sinkie couples will end up buried in debt for years to come. The woman if pretty, can pay off her debt by being a hooker. The guy can go be a runner for the ah longs until he pays off his debt or gets arrested by the police.
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    Wait till you see the way they extensively renovate their HDB pigeonhole-even 3/4 roomers also appoint ID and massively renovate their cheapo flats -tearing down walls/doors, sanitary fittings, laying marble/parquet floorings, have made to order furniture, leather sofa, aircond ALL rooms/halls, 60" TV, European "chandeliers/lighting , ext2 and spending minimum $40,000/$50,000 and above.
    I cannot imagine why they want to show off a HDB?-boasting you are poor or in the 70%(most likely)
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    Modern generations rich as fark.its the 70s and boomer generations that are poor as hell but think they are rich simply because they enjoyed the asset appreciation brought to them by the x,y and z gen.just look at the interior of their hdb flats,looks like one of those 1970s and 80s Hong Kong slums and ghettos and Kowloon city complete with cages for human and animal inhabitation,with their metal grills that open side ways,the 1960s kopitiam kitchen tiles and the huge round metal clock with the glass face hanging in the living room that says "quartz" like some clock in a hospital or mental institution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnTan View Post
    Many of these sinkie couples will end up buried in debt for years to come. The woman if pretty, can pay off her debt by being a hooker. The guy can go be a runner for the ah longs until he pays off his debt or gets arrested by the police.
    why cant she be a runner instead and you sell backside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by borom View Post
    Wait till you see the way they extensively renovate their HDB pigeonhole-even 3/4 roomers also appoint ID and massively renovate their cheapo flats -tearing down walls/doors, sanitary fittings, laying marble/parquet floorings, have made to order furniture, leather sofa, aircond ALL rooms/halls, 60" TV, European "chandeliers/lighting , ext2 and spending minimum $40,000/$50,000 and above.
    I cannot imagine why they want to show off a HDB?-boasting you are poor or in the 70%(most likely)
    i spent 100k 30 yrs ago...............hdb was shitty

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    That's basically the problem with these nitwits these days- they must have new hdb flat, must be super well renovated, must have have lavish wedding. That's because they can only fuck in a new place. Otherwsaie cannot cum properly.What happened to renting? These idiots will tell you "waste money". The trend in Europe and other places with millennials is to rent . But not here because they are the typical 70% brainwashed idiots. They just love getting into debt and than divorced soon after. How are they ever going to be internationally mobile when they are chained to their hdb flats for all their lives. If I were in my 20s , I would rent and look outwardly and be totally free and find some one with the same thinking. Sheer stupidity I say!


    Quote Originally Posted by JohnTan View Post
    Many of these sinkie couples will end up buried in debt for years to come. The woman if pretty, can pay off her debt by being a hooker. The guy can go be a runner for the ah longs until he pays off his debt or gets arrested by the police.

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    Quote Originally Posted by borom View Post
    Wait till you see the way they extensively renovate their HDB pigeonhole-even 3/4 roomers also appoint ID and massively renovate their cheapo flats -tearing down walls/doors, sanitary fittings, laying marble/parquet floorings, have made to order furniture, leather sofa, aircond ALL rooms/halls, 60" TV, European "chandeliers/lighting , ext2 and spending minimum $40,000/$50,000 and above.
    I cannot imagine why they want to show off a HDB?-boasting you are poor or in the 70%(most likely)

    the reno part I think is acceptable.
    reason they going to spend more than 1/3 of their live living in.
    but spending 0.75 mil on a 4 to 5 roomer hole is entirely stupid I must say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pek Kim Lui View Post
    i spent 100k 30 yrs ago...............hdb was shitty
    in 1974 my 4 roomers cost s$12k only.it was spacious with high ceiling. but masterroom no toilet la.

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