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    Time flies when you're having fun and it slows to a crawl when you're in fear...

    It also flies when ministars make stupid statements: floods only occur once in fifty years...

    Travel safe, my friends on the road...
    i am an ordinary sinkie sheep!!!

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    So true. I am sure no one wanted to see the end of 38 Oxley. For all intents and purposes it was a wet dream. As to Ministers and their silly statements - Lim Swee Say can't be outdone. Yacoob, Lim Boon Heng, are next , Viv and Shan try too hard to be intellectual even though one is President Scholar and the other a 1st in Law. CCS is our new stand-up comedian that we always wanted to open an act and he does it well as the whip in Parliament.

    Baey, Teo See Luck, Yeo Guat Kwang, Lee Bee Wah etc were the street comedians.

    Quote Originally Posted by zhihau View Post
    Time flies when you're having fun and it slows to a crawl when you're in fear...

    It also flies when ministars make stupid statements: floods only occur once in fifty years...

    Travel safe, my friends on the road...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhihau View Post
    Time flies when you're having fun and it slows to a crawl when you're in fear...

    It also flies when ministars make stupid statements: floods only occur once in fifty years...

    Travel safe, my friends on the road...

    Time to visit The Heart Sutra...

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhihau View Post
    Time flies when you're having fun and it slows to a crawl when you're in fear...

    It also flies when ministars make stupid statements: floods only occur once in fifty years...

    Travel safe, my friends on the road...


    Rain enough, and SG will soon be the oldest country on planet earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by scroobal View Post
    So true. I am sure no one wanted to see the end of 38 Oxley. For all intents and purposes it was a wet dream. As to Ministers and their silly statements - Lim Swee Say can't be outdone. Yacoob, Lim Boon Heng, are next , Viv and Shan try too hard to be intellectual even though one is President Scholar and the other a 1st in Law. CCS is our new stand-up comedian that we always wanted to open an act and he does it well as the whip in Parliament.

    Baey, Teo See Luck, Yeo Guat Kwang, Lee Bee Wah etc were the street comedians.
    What to do when the biggest clown is the PM? LHL totally lacks statesmanship. He is uncomfortable socially and awkward publicly

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    Quote Originally Posted by scroobal View Post
    For all intents and purposes it was a wet dream. As to Ministers and their silly statements - Lim Swee Say can't be outdone. Yacoob, Lim Boon Heng, are next , Viv and Shan try too hard to be intellectual even though one is President Scholar and the other a 1st in Law. CCS is our new stand-up comedian that we always wanted to open an act and he does it well as the whip in Parliament.

    Baey, Teo See Luck, Yeo Guat Kwang, Lee Bee Wah etc were the street comedians.
    All now conveniently collected in a handy publication...

    https://shop.epigrambooks.sg/collect...e-siam-mai-hum

    [I]Mee Siam Mai Hum is the first-ever published compilation of the most memorable quotes uttered by Singapore's politicians. Collected over several years, the quotes accompany witty illustrations by Jackie Goh of The Fingersmith Letterpress.

    You will find verbal gaffes, stretched analogies, shockers and mind-bogglers that have created news headlines and stirred up the cybersphere.

    [/I]
    About the editor:
    Edmund Wee is the Publisher and CEO of Epigram Books, a Singaporean imprint that champions local literature and writers. Best known for its bestselling graphic novel The Art of Charlie Chan Hock Chye, it has also published landmark translations of novels and short story collections by Cultural Medallion winners, fresh fiction by emerging authors, and republished out-of-print novels for a new generation of readers. For his efforts, Edmund was included in the Straits Times Life! Power List of arts, entertainment, and lifestyle players five times in the last six years.

    About the illustrator:
    Jacqueline (Jackie) Goh is a print operator and illustrator at The Fingersmith Letterpress studio in Singapore. Besides the love of being covered in ink, she enjoys tinkering with her analog cameras and dabbles in occasional woodwork. She is usually found buried in her sketchbook doodling not so serious things and journaling inspirations from around the world.


    ISBN: 9789814785389
    Format: Hardcover
    Size: 148mm x 105mm
    Pages: 96pp
    Published: June 2017

    Last edited by gatehousethetinkertailor; 15-07-2017 at 04:59 AM.

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    DAFUG?! You mean those gaffes ain't copyrighted before hand?
    i am an ordinary sinkie sheep!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scroobal View Post
    For all intents and purposes it was a wet dream..
    I surmise that some of us here are left high and dry...
    i am an ordinary sinkie sheep!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeAhSoh View Post
    Time to visit The Heart Sutra...
    maybe you're right...
    i am an ordinary sinkie sheep!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thick Face Black Heart View Post
    Rain enough, and SG will soon be the oldest country on planet earth
    Not so soon, only a trillion tonne of ice berg floating off Larsen C, not like it's melting anytime soon
    i am an ordinary sinkie sheep!!!

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    Spot on, they are all running away a million miles from what they said, probably claim amnesty.

    Quote Originally Posted by zhihau View Post
    DAFUG?! You mean those gaffes ain't copyrighted before hand?

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    Yes, no doubt.

    Quote Originally Posted by zhihau View Post
    I surmise that some of us here are left high and dry...

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    Just prior to a GE in the 80s, PAP did the usual washerwoman for a mum stories and a few MPs contributed. You know the usual tidbits - grew up in zinc roofed home, grew up in 3 room HDB flat in Tanglin Halt, etc etc . Lim Boon Heng shared his version of hardship and the ST actually carried it - he and his wife found that they had exceeded income ceiling for a HDB flat being a naval architect and a young professional. So they had run around Singapore for a private property. Of course his most outstanding comment was recommending that all University degrees carry an expiry date!

    Till today those in Public Service agree that his most outstanding contribution to Singapore was chairing the organising committee for old man's birthday at the Shang. Old Man gave him the green light to invite all the controversial businessmen friends from Singapore and Indonesia that was close to the old man but never revealed publicly.
    Quote Originally Posted by gatehousethetinkertailor View Post
    All now conveniently collected in a handy publication...

    https://shop.epigrambooks.sg/collect...e-siam-mai-hum



    [I]Mee Siam Mai Hum is the first-ever published compilation of the most memorable quotes uttered by Singapore's politicians. Collected over several years, the quotes accompany witty illustrations by Jackie Goh of The Fingersmith Letterpress.

    You will find verbal gaffes, stretched analogies, shockers and mind-bogglers that have created news headlines and stirred up the cybersphere.

    [/I]

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