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    Talking epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

    Dear transport minister,

    The trains often never came,
    or they get frozen in their game.
    We are slowly going insane,
    which joker should we blame?

    In the name of testing,
    your toys keep stalling.
    We are already bawling,
    when will you truly start fixing?

    Senseless milestones you cheer,
    Come on that's so very queer
    Obviously you are completely clueless
    and also magnificently useless

    You claim things are getting better by the day,
    to that we all say nay
    But if you step down today,
    we will rejoice and scream yay!

    More at A poem dedicated to the incompetent Khaw Boon Wan
    To those bitches who love to report me, I am still here and fucking alive. Go fuck yourselves.

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    Default Re: epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

    Penang Cow like to talk a lot of rubbish, why is he so quiet?

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    Default Re: epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

    All quiet on the penang front.

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    Default Re: epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

    He is busy eating penang laksa with his classmates from Chung Ling?
    "The Taiwanese are ruthless, Hong Kongers are shameless and Singaporeans are ignorant."

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    Default Re: epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

    Quote Originally Posted by MyMother View Post
    Penang Cow like to talk a lot of rubbish, why is he so quiet?
    He has Zen-like qualities; reputedly very calm and collected even under very trying circumstances! So I guess keeping quiet to stay out of trouble is also his forte! lol

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    Default Re: epic poem specially written for useless penang cow in light of SMRT train fuckups

    This proves that malaysia did the right thing by kicking out useless ingrates from their country.

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