Chitchat Sad that i still can't get her pregnant.

JiaJiaKaiKai · May 7, 2017

it's been four years now and i still can't get my girlfriend jia jia pregnant.
guys i'm at my wits' end as we tried all kinds of karma sutra methods on each other and the pregnancy test result always came out negative.
i am feeling stress out and depressed when the mating season is approaching.
guys any other advice or sexual position that can improve her chance of getting pregnant. xie xie.

Ralders · May 7, 2017

Ah tee gone ah nehs gone.
COME a new one.

ParryNiamCCB · May 7, 2017

Ralders said:
Ah tee gone ah nehs gone.
COME a new one.

Ya another idiot with his boliao thread.

nayr69sg · May 7, 2017

Have you been ejaculating into the right place? There is the urethra, the vagina, the mouth and the umbilicus. You know which is which?

The other possibility is that you have been wearing a condom. Take it off.

Another likely reason is you girlfriend is taking some form of contraception. Birth control pills, depot injection, IUD?

If none of the above are reasons then seek medical help.

JohnTan · May 7, 2017

You need viagra or some of those scrotum massaging services offered by those TCM doctors.

virus · May 7, 2017

Both panda belong to pink dot community, the so called male is a farking eunuch n the female a self masturbation sexpert, what to how to solve. Give him a beer n pass her the spider

mojito · May 7, 2017

For what must breed more pandas? Panda born here still belong to China. Money better spent on stem cell research cloning them instead.

eatshitndie · May 7, 2017

climate not conducive for pandas to mate. they need cooler conditions to stay close for a period (no pun intended) and then do the wham bam thank you ma'am when no one is watching. it takes a while. must be patient. perhaps it's time to air-con their cage and play panda kungfu music.

Wunderfool · May 7, 2017

Have you tried IVF ?

Goldcheekon · May 8, 2017

You need a chicken.

nirvarq · May 8, 2017

When you keep a woman in a cave for 30 days without sunlight she stops mensuration, since many 'New Age' folks siam the Sun. Smoke, drink also weakens the Self.

It's got nothing to do with karma sutra or the style and positions.

Ya dig ? I mean you get it ? lol.............

Semaj2357 · May 8, 2017

the bamboo goes into the top mouth and the schlong goes below....don't get mixed-up and bamboozled! :wink:

Papsmearer · May 8, 2017

JiaJiaKaiKai said:
it's been four years now and i still can't get my girlfriend jia jia pregnant.
guys i'm at my wits' end as we tried all kinds of karma sutra methods on each other and the pregnancy test result always came out negative.
i am feeling stress out and depressed when the mating season is approaching.
guys any other advice or sexual position that can improve her chance of getting pregnant. xie xie.

I suggest you pm me, and we will do a threesum on your girlfriend. That way when she becums pregnant, there is a 50% chance that you are the father. Right now, there is a zero % chance.

bushtucker · May 8, 2017

mix some tongkat ali into your daily bamboo intake. should work wonders! :biggrin:

virus · May 8, 2017

Papsmearer said:
I suggest you pm me, and we will do a threesum on your girlfriend. That way when she becums pregnant, there is a 50% chance that you are the father. Right now, there is a zero % chance.

just send the panda a rtfm

dont screw the arse... wr0ng hole

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