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Chitchat why ah tiongs use chopsticks but angmohs use fork and spoon?

eatshitndie

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because with chopsticks one hand can pick food to eat while the other can pick lampar or cheebye to scratch.
 

po2wq

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ah tiongs why never invent fork and spoon? why huh?
chinks haf 5000 years of civilisation history n r completely civilised ...

wif a pair of chopsticks, u pick up food elegantly n bring it 2 ur mouth ...

u use knives n forks oni in fighting n warfare ...
 

ChineseDog

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We chinks are the most inferior using chopsticks to eat now let me see if there are more Chinese dogs to recruit. :p
 

JohnTan

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Chinks invented chopsticks by using two twigs from a branch. That's pretty crude and easy to invent. It takes a lot more skill to carve a piece of wood into a fork. Hence, the AMDKs are superior.
 

Semaj2357

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u sure tiongs no use spoon meh ?
u neber see a porcelain spoon ah ?
tiongs being lazy, would have invented the porcelain spoon and adopted this method to fuck sideways instead of missionary, as having to support their weight on elbow is tedious - altho some inconsiderate ones plonk onto the body beneath. missionaries to spread the word of god are from the west, spooning evolved from the east if you note the great wall of china as compared to tall blgds eg leaning tower of pisa, eiffel tower etc :wink:
 

ahtee

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Chinks invented chopsticks by using two twigs from a branch. That's pretty crude and easy to invent. It takes a lot more skill to carve a piece of wood into a fork. Hence, the AMDKs are superior.

then angmohs invented fork because they use multiple twigs .. no?
 

jw5

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Chinks invented chopsticks by using two twigs from a branch. That's pretty crude and easy to invent. It takes a lot more skill to carve a piece of wood into a fork. Hence, the AMDKs are superior.

Eat noodles better to use chopsticks.
 

JohnTan

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Eat noodles better to use chopsticks.

I prefer to eat my bak chor mee this way.

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