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Peasantpore:Face-saving talks between pro-regime, transport cartel company, SMRT fat cats and its rebellious 102 Commie PRC peasant bus drivers who refused to report for work on Monday have concluded.
According to PRC troublemakers, Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia spoke to, SMRT fat cat has indicated that the inept management will come back with a punitive move in approximately a week's time. It is understood some heads will roll thanks to the peasants having a good laugh over the Ruler Loong's clueless lackeys. However older and wiser peasants knew Ruler Loong's pro-Uncle Sam antics during the recent Asean-PRC confrontation is the main cause of such a silly event.
It is also understood that the 102 workers have agreed to return to work on Tuesday under the threat of immediate detention under the Infernal Security Act despite PRC Embassy staff subtly providing support to the rebel strikers.
A PR fat for SMRT said the bus drivers involved were from Commie PRC and that earlier reports saying nearly 200 bus drivers were involved were correct till earlier threats managed to frighten off some PRC peasant drivers.
SMRT fat cats also revealed in a statement that they were fooling around with PRC KTV gals and were utterly caught by surprise by the strike. The fat cats claimed the strike was triggered by unhappiness over a recent salary increment given by the company.
According to foreign residents living in the Woodlands dormitory where the PRC bus drivers are staying, the rebels had refused to leave for work at 4am Monday when several SMRT buses arrived at the dormitory to pick them up.
Several bus lines were affected and all complaints by local peasant passengers were ignored based on standard operating procedures, said the SMRT statement.
Enforcer goons from SMRT headquarters arrived at the dormitory on Monday morning and gangland style talks began at about 4pm and lasted for approximately two hours.
SMRT enforcer goons had offered to bring the workers to a bigger meeting room for 'negotiations' or beatings. The PRC rebels, sensing trouble, however refused to leave the dormitory as it is harder to beat them up in full view of other foreign residents.
About 50 PRC red-indian chiefs nominated themselves for the settlement talks.
An SMRT fat cat said that they cancelled vocation leave of off duty drivers and forced them to work on Monday as result of the strike by the 102 PRC rebel drivers.
SMRT in its statement said that it "promised vigorous actions will be taken against the PRC strikers who proved that local peasants are meek baboons who are constantly bullied by regime lackeys".
The company also indicated it will never apologise to local peasant commuters who were inconvenienced by the affected bus services based on Ruler Loong's doctrine, 'peasants die their problem'.
Separately, the Wayang Transport Peasants' Union issued a disclaimer that said the union could not be blamed for the strike since they never represent the PRC rebels as they were not union members.
The regime's union urged the PRC rebels involved to wake up their ideas and kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait and sign undertakings never to strike till kingdom cums. It hinted that the union supports any gangster style settlement determined by SMRT otherwise more local and foreign peasants will be enboldened to strike for their rights and give big heap of troubles for Ruler Loong.
The Ministry of Peasantpower also said in a statement its SMRT moles will be demoted and removed. More ISD trained moles will be deployed to prevent such an incident from happening again.
Regime labour relations lackeys from the ministry were also on site at the Woodlands dormitory and were seemed whispering subtle threats to the PRC strikers' ringleaders during 'negotiations'.
SMRT said that relevant lackeys cannot pretend to know that PRCs will create trouble due to pay differences, citing regime top lackey Ong was sacked for failing to resolve the simmering labour tensions. In addition, the Foreign Vassal Relations office will send a note to PRC embassy, requesting them to stop creating trouble in Peasantpore thanks to the recent unfriendly gestures towards PRC by the south east asian basketcases.
Peasantpore:Face-saving talks between pro-regime, transport cartel company, SMRT fat cats and its rebellious 102 Commie PRC peasant bus drivers who refused to report for work on Monday have concluded.
According to PRC troublemakers, Mouthpiece Channel NewsAsia spoke to, SMRT fat cat has indicated that the inept management will come back with a punitive move in approximately a week's time. It is understood some heads will roll thanks to the peasants having a good laugh over the Ruler Loong's clueless lackeys. However older and wiser peasants knew Ruler Loong's pro-Uncle Sam antics during the recent Asean-PRC confrontation is the main cause of such a silly event.
It is also understood that the 102 workers have agreed to return to work on Tuesday under the threat of immediate detention under the Infernal Security Act despite PRC Embassy staff subtly providing support to the rebel strikers.
A PR fat for SMRT said the bus drivers involved were from Commie PRC and that earlier reports saying nearly 200 bus drivers were involved were correct till earlier threats managed to frighten off some PRC peasant drivers.
SMRT fat cats also revealed in a statement that they were fooling around with PRC KTV gals and were utterly caught by surprise by the strike. The fat cats claimed the strike was triggered by unhappiness over a recent salary increment given by the company.
According to foreign residents living in the Woodlands dormitory where the PRC bus drivers are staying, the rebels had refused to leave for work at 4am Monday when several SMRT buses arrived at the dormitory to pick them up.
Several bus lines were affected and all complaints by local peasant passengers were ignored based on standard operating procedures, said the SMRT statement.
Enforcer goons from SMRT headquarters arrived at the dormitory on Monday morning and gangland style talks began at about 4pm and lasted for approximately two hours.
SMRT enforcer goons had offered to bring the workers to a bigger meeting room for 'negotiations' or beatings. The PRC rebels, sensing trouble, however refused to leave the dormitory as it is harder to beat them up in full view of other foreign residents.
About 50 PRC red-indian chiefs nominated themselves for the settlement talks.
An SMRT fat cat said that they cancelled vocation leave of off duty drivers and forced them to work on Monday as result of the strike by the 102 PRC rebel drivers.
SMRT in its statement said that it "promised vigorous actions will be taken against the PRC strikers who proved that local peasants are meek baboons who are constantly bullied by regime lackeys".
The company also indicated it will never apologise to local peasant commuters who were inconvenienced by the affected bus services based on Ruler Loong's doctrine, 'peasants die their problem'.
Separately, the Wayang Transport Peasants' Union issued a disclaimer that said the union could not be blamed for the strike since they never represent the PRC rebels as they were not union members.
The regime's union urged the PRC rebels involved to wake up their ideas and kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait and sign undertakings never to strike till kingdom cums. It hinted that the union supports any gangster style settlement determined by SMRT otherwise more local and foreign peasants will be enboldened to strike for their rights and give big heap of troubles for Ruler Loong.
The Ministry of Peasantpower also said in a statement its SMRT moles will be demoted and removed. More ISD trained moles will be deployed to prevent such an incident from happening again.
Regime labour relations lackeys from the ministry were also on site at the Woodlands dormitory and were seemed whispering subtle threats to the PRC strikers' ringleaders during 'negotiations'.
SMRT said that relevant lackeys cannot pretend to know that PRCs will create trouble due to pay differences, citing regime top lackey Ong was sacked for failing to resolve the simmering labour tensions. In addition, the Foreign Vassal Relations office will send a note to PRC embassy, requesting them to stop creating trouble in Peasantpore thanks to the recent unfriendly gestures towards PRC by the south east asian basketcases.
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