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    A Tail of 72 Virgins
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    Virgin Atlantic is among a number of airlines mentioned in an Islamic State threat to hijack passenger jets flying in and out of Europe this summer.

    Devout jihadists believe that they will be rewarded in "Paradise" with seventy-two virgins and banqueting tables for killing "infidels".
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    Long and passionate kiss?

    A Long Passionate Kiss to Remember 👄👄👄

    Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....whatcha doin up there on that railin?

    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ol George here your best last kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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    double post deleted, with apologies
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    Quote Originally Posted by yinyang View Post
    Long and passionate kiss?

    A Long Passionate Kiss to Remember 👄👄👄

    Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.

    George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby....whatcha doin up there on that railin?

    She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!

    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ol George here your best last kiss?"

    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

    After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
    Neither . George jumped instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wunderfool View Post
    Neither . George jumped instead.
    Yo, either sexist or self disgust

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    *Brilliant comment on the US Economy!*


    Dr. Marc Faber, the investment guru, concluded his monthly bulletin with the following comments! :

    *The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.*

    *If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.*
    *If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.*
    *If we buy a software, it will go to India.*
    *If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.*
    *If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany and Japan.*
    *If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan or Korea.*
    *In short, none of it will help the American economy.*

    *The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Guns, Prostitutes, and Beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.*

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    Blonde joke

    One of the Best Blonde jokes you'll read!

    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..

    In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

    Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'

    The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

    The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
    After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

    She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.

    I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'

    The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

    Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

    After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

    The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'

    The brunette explains, 'My
    sister's blonde. The word is big.

    She'll read it very slowly...

    'com-for-da-bul.'

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