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    Quote Originally Posted by yinyang View Post
    Beer branding

    I actually had this beer....and in Sg Clarke Quay. $15 per bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narong Wongwan View Post
    I actually had this beer....and in Sg Clarke Quay. $15 per bottle
    Thanks for dropping by with your war story. So what do the Austrian populace call themselves -fxxking residents?

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    Darts with shots, my kind of sport.




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    Quote Originally Posted by yinyang View Post
    Thanks for dropping by with your war story. So what do the Austrian populace call themselves -fxxking residents?
    visitors there can tell their friends something else interesting and not get astonished looks - as in gone fishing

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    Murphy's Law

    Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.

    He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

    She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said.

    'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,!

    'Ain't dat grand, !!'

    Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said,

    'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, !'

    The doctor then delivered a little girl.

    He said,

    'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'

    Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,

    'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'

    The doctor then delivered another boy and said,

    'Murph, you just had yourself another boy, !'

    Murphy said to the doctor,

    'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'

    The doctor said,

    'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during conception.'

    Murphy said,

    'Ah yeah, during conception.'

    When Murph and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,

    'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out ofVaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'

    She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'

    Murph said,

    'I'll tell you, ......it's a ruddy good ting we didn't use WD-40.

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    Irish sense

    Apparently, the Irish have the lowest stress rate of any western nation because they do not take medical terminology seriously....

    Medical Term
    Irish Definition

    Artery
    -The study of paintings

    Bacteria
    -Back door to cafeteria

    Barium
    -What doctors do when patients die

    Benign
    -What you be, after you be eight

    Caesarean Section
    -A neighbourhood in Rome

    Cat scan
    -Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize
    -Made eye contact with her

    Colic
    -A sheep dog

    Coma
    -A punctuation mark

    Dilate
    -To live long

    Enema
    -Not a friend

    Fester
    -Quicker than someone else

    Fibula
    -A small lie

    Impotent
    -Distinguished, well known

    Labour Pain
    -Getting hurt at work

    Medical Staff
    -A Doctor's cane

    Morbid
    -A higher offer

    Nitrates
    -Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
    Normally more money than Days

    Node
    -I knew it

    Outpatient
    -A person who has fainted

    Pelvis
    -Second cousin to Elvis

    Post Operative
    -A letter carrier

    Recovery Room
    -Place to do upholstery

    Rectum
    -Nearly killed him

    Secretion
    -Hiding something

    Seizure
    -Roman Emperor

    Tablet
    -A small table

    Terminal Illness
    -Getting sick at the airport

    Tumour
    -One plus one more

    Urine
    -Opposite of you're out

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    Kermit memes

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    If Shrek can find love so can you, what i am trying to say is that you look like Shrek.

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    I wanted to enjoy true hospitality:

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    If Shrek can find love so can you, what i am trying to say is that you look like Shrek.

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    True war story, saw this fitting sign at a furniture shop last weekend


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    miss piggy, she is not happy...

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    Good biz sense?

    Abdul went to the USA for the first time.


    He opened a furniture shop & a lingerie shop.

    In 6 months he did good business.

    He sends an email to his wife saying:
    Please pack up & come to USA.
    I sold 100 mattresses and 5000 panties.
    I made *$100,000*.

    She replies:
    It is better that you close your shop and come back fast.

    With 1 mattress & with no panties
    I made *$300,000*

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