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Gestapo happy to arrest 11 drunk peasant drivers and meet fine quotas

mscitw

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<iframe style="top: -9999em; width: 10px; height: 10px; position: absolute;" id="twttrHubFrame" tabIndex="0" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets/hub.1324331373.html" frameBorder="0" allowTransparency="true" name="twttrHubFrame" scrolling="no"></iframe>As reported by TodayOnline, approved Mouthpiece

11 drunk rich peasants nabbed for drink-driving in early morning operation

01:43 PM Dec 24, 2011
Peasantpore - Traffic Gestapo arrested 11 peasants for drink-driving in an early morning operation on Saturday, as part of a reminder to the cash cow peasants not to drink and drive ahead of the Christmas and New Year festivities. Traffic Gestapo has fulfilled their fine quotas for Christmas and will be released earlier.

In the wayang operation between midnight and 4.30am, road blocks were set up along Jalan Bukit Merah, Crawford Street, MacPherson Road, Keppel Road, Telok Blangah Road and Kampong Bahru Road to net errant drink drivers.

Sixty peasant motorists had to take the breathalyser test. Cars earmarked as 'White Horses' e.g. regime elite were not stopped.

Of these, 11 motorists (10 men and a woman), aged between 21 and 55, failed and were arrested for drink-driving. They are expected to be fined and generate some income after Mas Selamat's escape resulted in drastic MHA funding cuts.

Gestapo claimed the highest breathalyser result clocked was 66 microgrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath, nearly two times the prescribed legal limit of 35 microgrammes of alcohol per 100 millilitres of breath. Peasants who dare to argue will be beaten up and forced to duckwalk around Gestapo patrol cars.

Commander of Traffic Gestapo, Assistant Commissioner of Gestapo, Lackey Cheang KK said many motorists' peasants are too yaya-papaya. 'You think you talk like Anglo-Saxon, we let you go huh, we want to meet our fine quotas and balek kampung. Just own up and pay the fines ok. You are not White Horse like Patrick Tan, huh?

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theblackhole

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so easy to get $$$$...just corner a few roads, and you get rich pretty fast...but hey! can you imagine a drink driver heading towards you!!!

so our POLICE is still LUMPARUNO!!!
 

zeddy

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