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What is a pencil phone? I've only heard of pencil dicks. :p

...especially during election time when the RCs come a-knocking. During the last campaign, I slammed my door at the RC, but on hindsight, I should have agreed to meet the pap fuck...in my bra and panty...just to see what they have to say...:D

Have a Gay New Year!

I dun think Chio = 俏. It is not a hokkien word. A pretty girl is a sui cha bor. A sexy girl is a hiao chee. Using bu (母) to refer to young girls is a bit too much...unless she is a pappy bitch like kopiuncle, then you can call her siao gou bu! :D

Can the true Hokkien speakers here verify this? I remember growing up in a Hokkien speaking family in Geylang, where bargirls and hookers abound. Whenever these hiao chees flirt with our men folks, my mom and aunties will say they ki chio (起骚or发骚=horny) or ki hiao (act slutty). Since bu =...

very Tam Sim... My Four-Eyes Family ...I have lived with shortsightedness for a long time and I know glasses and contact lenses very well. Well, these days, I also have to contend with age-related longsightedness, or Old Flower Eyes, and I have been wearing progressive glasses for some years...

This year alone, our washing machine died, our aircon died, our fridge died, and just now, the wife texted me: our living room tv also died. My household appliances must have made a death pact to go together. As my brother said, "It's like a Tim Burton movie in the making." Then my friend, Deb...

Pinky will be the one wearing fishnets and stilletos. :D

Wtf does Pinky mean by exercising 'maximum restraint'??? Can she wreak havoc by unleashing her CB???

Prostitutes earn more than 20K per month? I'm in the wrong line! :eek:

True true...prostituted himself for spectacles, lights, tv, sound system, bicycles, travels etc. Duno got received cash anot.

ALL government hospitals cannot refuse treatment to anyone. As long as patient and his family show proof that they are unable to meet the hospital expenses, Medifund will kick in.

hehe...you guys are a hoot!...now you got me painting a mental picture of you with mickey mouse ears... seriously, you don't want to have small ears...I see this youngster in the MRT regularly and his ear is the size of a 20 cent coin...it looks kinda weird.

That's the sad state of affairs in SG...working FULL day on the eve of X'mas...why do you think we are here? Do you think we really give a toss about your BP? :p

haha...I'll bet. but with a name like that, I shudder to think what will be expelled when a hard squeeze is administered...:eek:

These fucking SPGs always give local girls a bad name, and more often than not, they are butt ugly!!!

Why, Sam! You're positively malnourished! Come back and I'll take you out for cakes. That will put some squeeze back in your butt cheeks. :p

Excuse me, Uncle...which part of cute and boy don't you understand? :confused:

Samantha, plz cum back and show us how u boomz. :D

I dun think SBF got man like that. :confused: