@metanoia:
Sis… why this chee cheong fun so naked one? Not even a single piece of pork leh?
Housemate:
Because that’s not chee cheong fun, my guy. That’s my retired tampon, reincarnated as breakfast.
@metanoia:
…then why you baptise it in chilli sauce until so red???
Housemate:
Chilli sauce...