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Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!" "Two of them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He has a little one...

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pussy and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". She turns to him smiles,grabs his dick and...

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this...when your ear...

Hi bros and sis, would like to check if there are contractors able to increase water pressure? the water pressure currently at my place is low.. when bathing :eek:

hi bros and sis, i have recently moved over to Johor bahru with my malaysian girlfriend. have signed up for the MACS plan but recently kept being stuck at immigration. would like to check if there is any requirements for singaporeans to sign up for their malaysian 2 home scheme? is it...