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    How to insult a Sinkie

    A Sinkie has the following traits: 12) Whining about not having enough money 13) Jealous of Foreign Talents 14) Jealous of wealthy people 15) Takes MRT, buses, taxis 16) Talks about voting for opposition but votes for PAP on election day 17) Talks about migrating overseas but never take...
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    How to insult a Sinkie

    2) Ask a Sinkie which HDB housing estate he resides. 3) Tell a Sinkie that you cannot comprehend his pathetic Singlish and Sinkie accent. 4) Tell a Sinkie that you know of a FT banging a hot local girl. 5) Ask a Sinkie why he can only score at Geylang, Orchard Tower, KTVs, HCs, and Batam? 6)...
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    Unemployed man angry with his predicament flips over a buffet dinner

    Exactly. He can also easily qualify to work as a cleaner. If he won't take up cleaning jobs, he can easily qualify to work as a porter at a hotel or Changi Airport. With the right attitude, he can get huge tips from rich tourists on a good day. Li Ka Shing started out working as a cleaner...
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    $1,300 for this piece of Bvlgari...worth it ?

    Yes, I did my research before posting the original post quoted above. Can't you read my disclaimer in my original post which said "I don't know about other expensive watch brands"? I didn't claim that only Patek has a registration database. Whether Lolex has a registration database or not is...
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    All you care about is for me to bring lots of money to you

    GBP 590,000 in illegal profits in an 8 year period is peanuts compared to how much those crooks on Wall Street are making each year through illegal insider trading, naked short selling, front running, subprime securities fraud, market manipulation, etc. It's small fishes like this poor ang...
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    $1,300 for this piece of Bvlgari...worth it ?

    I don't know about other expensive watch brands. But it is certainly NOT the case with Patek Philippe watches. Each and every piece of PP watch produced by the company since the first piece of watch was produced in 1844 are registered in PP's database in Geneva. They have in their database...
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    Toilet auntie calls S'poreans 'cheap and useless' when they use loo without paying

    Re: Toilet auntie calls S'poreans 'cheap and useless' when they use loo without payin In most countries in western Europe, it's up to the toilet users to give tips or not to the the attendants. If users don't give any, no cursing or swearing from the attendants. If users give, they'll say...
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    Restaurant Reunion Dinner for 2011 Leaves a Bad Taste

    This shows that CNY is just another commercialized holiday being taken advantaged by businesses to maximize their profits. This is also true with Christmas, Western New Year, and Valentine's Day which is only 10 days away. These holidays are also very stressful, both physically and...
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    Monaco's Lifestyle Is Coming Soon To Singapore!

    Jan 26, 2011 Super Yacht Show in Singapore: First of It's Kind in Asia - - Scheduled From April 8 to 10 There is lot of activity and excitement in Singapore as it is playing host to the first super yacht show in Asia. The show to be held this spring will draw the region’s jet set to a...
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    Shocking $147k C-Class Ward Bill!

    Mr. Tan Guan Seng only has has himself to blame for not having medical insurance. If he were in America, the total bill would have been between US$500K to US$1M depending on which city and state the hospital is located.
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    CCTV Tries to Pass Off 'Top Gun' Clip as from the PLA!

    What else is new with the Chinks? Contaminated milk Contaminated Chinese medicines Substandard buildings as proven by the Sichuan earthquake Substandard tyres Fake fried chicken made from rats Fake eggs Fake Rolexes Fake Rolls Royces Now, fake fighter jets and fake military power...
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    Proof that the PAP is doing a fantastic job!

    I cannot agree with you more. :) Singapore is definitely on a trend of becoming another Monaco. The 2 casinos and the annual F-1 race are good indications of the trend. Also the number of Ferraris, Lambos, and chauffeur driven luxury cars on the road is another good indication. :) I can...
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    Singaporeans rent partners for CNY

    The permanent solution to this type of CNY dilemma for singles is to migrate overseas. PR (Permanent Relief)
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    Singapore has fastest growing reserves in Asia

    It all depends on how far further the MAS wants the S$ to appreciate against the US$. Remember, there's no such thing as a 100% free market in the global financial market nowadays. All markets are being manipulated 24/7 by central banks, the Plunge Protection Team, and their too big to fail...
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    Singapore has fastest growing reserves in Asia

    That means tonnes of overseas hot money is flowing into Sg. They flow into the share market, properties, bond market, and money market. Most overseas investors are betting the S$ to appreciate against the US$ and EUR. This would only mean higher property prices and higher price inflation ahead...
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    Police recovered 13 parang from 369 gang

    These poor 369 street gang members are the biggest joke of all. HA HA HA!! :D:D How can they earn respect from the public when they are only armed with butcher knives, kitchen knives, and table knives?
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    Breaking: Video Footage Of Downtown East Murder!

    I don't think Indonesia or Bangladesh will accept these useless chow ah bengs. Even Zimbabwe or Mozambique will refuse to accept these losers! The cheapest way is for our gov't to round them up islandwide, send them to the gallows and hang them ASAP! In this case, the rope is reusable and...
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    Dummies Guide For Teens To Choose The Right Gang To Join!

    Criteria 10: Does your headman has an arsenal of assault firearms? Excellent: Fully automatic AK-47s, AR-15s, UZIs Fair : Semi-auto pistols, pump action shotguns Fail : Revolvers, bolt-action rifles Epic Fail : Parangs, knives, baseball bats, ice picks, umbrellas
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    Dummies Guide For Teens To Choose The Right Gang To Join!

    Criteria 9: Does your headman sign using fine writing instruments? Excellent : MONTBLANC Fair : Cross, Sheaffer, Parker, Caran d'Ache Fail : Bic, Paper Mate, Pilot Epic Fail: Has to borrow pen from others before he can sign
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    Dummies Guide For Teens To Choose The Right Gang To Join!

    Criteria 4: Does your headman wear a fine timepiece? Excellent: Patek Philippe, Vacheron Constantin, Audemar Piguet Fair : Rolex Fail : Seiko, Casio, Timex, Swatch Epic Fail : Uses his HP to tell time Criteria 5: Does your headman wear fine suites? Excellent: Bespoke custom...
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