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Good dog. Here's a bone.

Good dog. Continue supporting my reCHEEme and you will be rewarded. Special bone for you tonight.

All of you listen up, and listen up good. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. All of you serve my reCHEEme and nothing more. Anyone who opposes my reCHEEme will be summarily assed by my OA dogs. I don't want to hear alternative views. I don't want to hear people...

Doggy doggy, your loyalty to my reCHEEme will be rewarded. More bones. Hear ye hear ye hear ye! All who oppose my reCHEEme will be assed by my loyal dogs the OA. Hear ye hear ye hear ye. All hail to my reCHEEme, or be assed by the OA.

More bones for you tonight, doggy. Ass anybody who opposes my reCHEEme.

That's the way doggy. Extra bone for you tonight.

Support Abdul Malik or else my OA dogs will unleash their power on you. My reCHEEme is the be all and end all of your existence.

Yes, my dogs. Unleash your OA power on all who oppose my reCHEEme. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, and do not let any of the other forumers here forget that. Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! Anyone who opposes my reCHEEme faces destruction in the hands of my K9 unit of OAs...

I want to break the law but don't understand why I get arrested. Next time when police warn me about not breaking the law, and I don't listen to them, they should just go away.

Yes, Kheng Hoe. I like seeing things like this happen because I can start another non-possession possession to create another storm in a teacup.

That why I have let loose my dogs, Yellow People and his clones to ban anybody who doesn't think I am to Singapore politics what Mandela was to South Africa. My party will singlehandedly get the best votes in the next election, if you count from the bottom, that is. Just wait and see.

North Korea will learn what to do from Romania. Just invoke diplomatic immunity and do not remove the diplomat from the job, because the immunity for off-duty actions stop when he stops being a diplomat.

I don't understand why they keep sending me to prison when I break the law. They already told me I am breaking the law but I already bohiew them, so I don't know why they won't just go away.

No no no. These are the laws of my mighty SDP. We are above the law but the police doesn't seem to understand that.

No it must be. Else my bleeding heart liberal backers won't like it.

Why does Newsweek write an article like that? It should consult me first, then I can give them all my ad hominiem criticisms about LHL that it should write. I am the politician most popular in the free world, doesn't Newsweek know?

No no no. Don't you know I get so much money just by attacking Singapore? The bleeding heart liberals of the western democracies love me for going to jail again and again and again.

No no no. Cannot be. It is only Singapore police who abuse power when they arrest me when they know I deliberately break the law. They give warning after warning after warning but since I don't want to listen they should just go away. Instead they arrest me.

Lucky they didn't make this statement before. Otherwise I don't get the chance to anyhow hantam the garment with my loudhailer!!

Yes. I am the mighty Assistant of Superintendent who can do no wrong. I am entitled to break laws so the police should not enforce the laws against me.