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    I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

    His anal sphincters are weak now. He might mistake shitting as farting.
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    I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

    I suspect @Boonsiong will shit on his bed tonight.
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    I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

    Yes, it's really scary. But it will happen again. You will like this method. It's called the Hokkien Dog Method.
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    I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

    Shit in your pants, @zhiwei is expert. You can consult him. If there is pressure in the rectum, but you couldn't get the shit out, you can try my method. The trick is to relax your anal sphincters.
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    I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

    If it's already at the exit, but you simply couldn't push it out, what you should do is stand up with your legs spread 2-foot apart, and squeeze it out. If you keep your body straight, your rectum perpendicular to the floor, your shit will come out. The hard ones are at the exit, the liquid...
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    I am suffering from constipation since yesterday and I just bought Dulcolax

    Did you have the urge to go to the toilet when you were suffering from constipation ? Or the shit is stuck at the exit ?
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    This body figure 可以吗?

    You steady lah. But I low SES, very scared of these people :eek:
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    This body figure 可以吗?

    Wait the SAF armour officer come and fuck you, then you know :eek: :rolleyes:
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    This body figure 可以吗?

    KNN, this is not CL2 forum. :cool:
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    65% PAP voters still complaining to mainstream media they are unemployed, fuck off to HDB please!

    Most people who have enjoyed a smooth career ride choose to believe that their "early success" was due entirely to their abilities. They think they can duplicate their success anywhere. But what I see is when Superintendent retires, he ends up as a Security Supervisor. When an Army Captain...
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    65% PAP voters still complaining to mainstream media they are unemployed, fuck off to HDB please!

    She voted for vouchers so just collect her vouchers lah.
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    65% PAP voters still complaining to mainstream media they are unemployed, fuck off to HDB please!

    Welcome to 躺平 club. Current member @sbfuncle Potential member @Boonsiong
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    This body figure 可以吗?

    @Boonsiong knows my verdict.
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    PAP now target nurses as the next group of Sinkies to be replaced by foreigners. Who did they voted for?

    BTW, I always go free TCM clinic. The consultation is free. But with Blue CHAS, you get 30% off the medication. TCM clinics no Burmese. They speak Mandarin and Hokkien.
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    Matland - Racist nwar gives 18.4 billions to Malays, but only gives 0.09 billion to Chinese and Indians in latest government budget

    Spend on Chinese, and among Chinese, spend more on Hokkien. Hokkien supremacy !
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