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In India, nasi briyani is made in the toilet bowl at some eateries

Passing motion in public is a way of life in India.

When he has to go, he has to go! There is no turning back; it is either on the ground or in his pants.

What used to be his pride and joy, is now his water spout. Time when on its own accord, from his pants would spring. But now he has a full-time job, to find that little thing.

Somebody else fired the gun at his wife.

HDB stands for Highly Dangerous Buildings.

He is probably a PHV driver or food deliveryman. They are away from home the entire day and do not have an office where they may use the washroom.

Patient: "I am here for my medical review. I just retired after working for 40 years." Doctor: "You need to sell your car and take public transport. In fact, try to walk more. Please eat less meat and more vegetables. It is also better to eat less at hawker centres and restaurants. Have more...

My wife saw this sign on her way home, and insisted that we had to shift house immediately!

Laughter is the best medicine, so please share your funniest jokes on this thread. We all need a good laugh during these difficult times.

Hawkers judge a book by its cover. Did you hear about the man who bought a dog previously owned by a blacksmith? The dog made a bolt for the door at his new home.

If you use the Japanese phrase あのね (pronounced "a-no ne"), you will be surcharged. If you speak like an Ah Neh, you will be charged even less than a SG Chinese.

So you qualified for the SG price of $40.

Owing to the heat and humidity, the best running attire is bare skin for the whole body.

I am sure the prices will double or triple for tourists - especially Caucasians and Japanese.

The founder and former Head of Ren Ci Hospital who misappropriated funds, Venerable Shi Ming Yi, is an RI old boy.

The BBQ seafood and zhi char stalls are the main culprits, but the prices of most stalls are noticeably higher than at most other hawker centres. Your example is very much an outlier. My usual duck rice stall at Ghim Moh charges $5.80 for a medium sized portion, but a similar size duck rice goes...

Ex-Buddhist Monk Shi Ming Yi, was convicted of misappropriating funds from Ren Ci Hospital; he was a former student of Raffles Institution.

Are her favourite dishes at Newton Hawker Centre clams or blood cockles aka "see hum"?

I only order food and drinks from Newton after double confirming the price.