Ah Gong: 你來了啊 ?
@sbfuncle : Yes, Ah Gong. Unfortunately, it was a violent arrival.
Ah Gong: Violent arrival ?
@sbfuncle: Yeah ! Probably the result of a virgin curse.
Ah Gong: Did your son give your a final send-off ?
@sbfuncle: Sorry, Ah Gong. I wasn't married as I couldn't find a suitable...