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    Last night, I went supper a senior cyclist friend. Then after finishing our prata, while sipping teh tarik, he said in mandarin to me...

    Everything is relative. You should impart some wisdom to your friend, and not get influenced by him instead. 假如他沒錢,就沒有女人願意嫁給他. 假如他生病,就沒有女人願意嫁給他. 假如他變老,就沒有女人願意嫁給他. 以上他都不必擔心娶錯老婆,因為沒有女人要嫁給他. 假如他結了婚之後沒錢,家裡經濟危機,老婆會嫌棄他跟他離婚. 假如他結了婚之後生病,生病就得花錢,老婆會嫌棄他跟他離婚. 假如他結了婚之後變老,床上不能夠舉,老婆會嫌棄他跟他離婚....
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    Last night, I went supper a senior cyclist friend. Then after finishing our prata, while sipping teh tarik, he said in mandarin to me...

    If you are considering buying a Mercedes Benz (or any brand), do you go to Cycle & Carriage showroom to view a new Benz ? Or you go to the Police Impound Lot where accident vehicles are kept ? :cool:
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    Last night, I went supper a senior cyclist friend. Then after finishing our prata, while sipping teh tarik, he said in mandarin to me...

    Your friend speaks Mandarin ... that means low SES, confirmed. So he is not happy that (1) the wife divorced him or (2) the size of the maintenance?
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    Father of Charlie Kirk murderer reports son to police to get $100,000 reward

    I must delete Carrie, Paige, Ying Ying etc. from my phone directory.
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    Father of Charlie Kirk murderer reports son to police to get $100,000 reward

    Jialat liao ! All mediacorp actresses chuak sai liao ! :cool:
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    AMDK who dated SPG Boss awarded $82K for wrongful termination!

    That must have started 20 years ago. By now you should be 3/4 flaccid.
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    I thinking the stupid man in Vivo toilet was masturbating just now because...

    The face covered with cum from the adjacent cubicle.
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    Tiongkok XXR Uplorry after falling down…RIP

    Definitely. Jurongkechil could only recall his backside kanna slapped.
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    Tiongkok XXR Uplorry after falling down…RIP

    The slap backside part ... could it be @jurongkechil ? :cool:
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    SG churches at war: some church leaders and followers want to denounce New Creation Church's pastor Joseph Prince as a heretic

    Having listened to George Ong, I must say he did not come across as a persuasive speaker. George can learn from my ex-mentor, and witness how she beat old-timer @sbfuncle into a puppy whilst defending her 清白.Even I was thoroughly convinced by ex-mentor. She did not have to use a prefix like...
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    Can wear sandals to State Courts or not ?

    He likes goldfish.
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    SG churches at war: some church leaders and followers want to denounce New Creation Church's pastor Joseph Prince as a heretic

    I believe Old George buaysong the third paragraph. And Bayi already said he will not sue Old George.
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    2 weeks jail for Syed Putra, who caused nagging wife banging on car door to fall, leaving her bedridden

    Nothing to do with good temperament. It's premarital sex that outweighs the importance of virginity.
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    SG churches at war: some church leaders and followers want to denounce New Creation Church's pastor Joseph Prince as a heretic

    This is because in the New Testament Mr Tan is known as the Prince of this world.
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