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U illegitimate child of illegal immigrants who fornicated while in feverish lust without birth control and got u born and subsequently abandoned in Sinkeeland and because of this u failed to obtain citizenship here in spite of countless & repeated attempts by u in your adult life has made u so...

Waugh! U labia expert ah?:) But for her u no use lah.:( After dirty ugly jew go in her no matter how tight labia oso 'koyak'!:D

how very true!

Interesting. Did u get these statistics by talking to the baboons or gorillas?:D

Now that's a profession u can be really be proud of.;) U are offering a real service in exchange for $$$ unlike the other professions (lawyers, doctors, accountants) that are rip-offs and just giving a lot of bullshits in return.:(

We have our balls but u don't have your brain there.:D:oIo:

Imagine ......... if all men are homosexuals and all women lesbians what will happen?:confused: Answer.......... mankind will at first be high on the endangered specie list and later become extinct like the Tasmanian Tiger and the Dinosaurs.:D Solution ......... all wildlife conservation...

U are absolutely right and not a hypocrite like most!:rolleyes:

U are a bloody arsehole spreading rumours so that u can reduce your losses from a short position with bank shares.:oIo: U think others are a no-brainer like u?:rolleyes:

1. How to walk out of a Singapore Jail in 14 seconds flat and well within the 14 minutes time-frame before anyone notice that u have 'flown'.:o 2. How to swim across the Johore Straits with only a DIY float without being noticed by Singapore's high-tech and well-equiped Coast Guards.:o

No wonder their horses cannot win. 'Bapok' president only know how to employ 'bapok' manager who buys only 'bapok' horses!:rolleyes:

Wah! Lucky did not follow u. Otherwise 'pock' oredi.:cool:

U sure or not? I gonna 'lood' leh. Don't 'hai si' me okay?:D

How to suka suka play Saimee in S'pore? He is our local version of D Whyte. Any tips to do this?:p

It's still not satelite's turn leh.:)

Bing is not best tonite leh.:)

Good members of this profession are an endangered specie .... if not already extinct!:rolleyes:

Fricking parrot!:D

How come 'Slipper Man' not invited? Without him this party (circus) will not be complete!:D

Use condom? Arse-hole like u probably do not know what is a condom!:D