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By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". Here goes... The following is a telephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service." Room Service...

This also shows that our boys are taking NS seriously and that they prepare themselves before enlistment.

Hahah good one.

Belong to the same club I guess.

After Kua Tee Buy he want his money back :rolleyes:

Rules of a new Golf Club:- 1. Ladies are prohibited from touching gentlemen's balls, either with hands or clubs. 2. All holes must be kept clean. 3. Gentlemen making a hole-in-one, must change lady partners in the second round. 4. Ladies are requested to remain quiet while...

The gambling one.

That kind is sad story and dont qualify for this thread.

A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a Flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want...

Re: Former beatle ringo starr claims the “real” paul mccartney died in 1966 and was r John was murdered because he wanted to spill the beans ....TS told me this privately.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, Wearing an oxygen mask over his Mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a Partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my...

PNY is in a coma.

Not really so, some get very hardened and cynical in outlook.

Catch no ball so cannot reply to you both.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Fools and their money orders are parted too.

I respect the prostitute more because she brings out the hard truths in me more than a politician would.

Teo Saman.

Yes Godfather Corleone.

opportunities and opportunists abound in such a crowded environment.