I was doing physiotheraphy when the old toothless masseuse pop the golden question, "You want special?"
"Special?!" I exclaimed.
"Yah! Special! I give you very special handjob or very special blowjob."
"erm.......what so special about...."
"I use an ERP gadget to wrap around your...
nong: I heard you 'screw' MARXISTS?
old fart: you mean operation cold store?
nong: Yah lah? ahbuthan?
old fart: No lah! Those are Catholics lah!
nong: But you said there were MARXISTS what!
old fart: No lah! Back in Sinkietown, I'd to say that what, or else how to use the ISA to detain...
Bro!
Oh no! You've just mentioned the name of She Whose Name Shall Never Be Spoken!!!!
I can feel it my bone (pun intended! :D) that I'll not be having sex for the next couple of weeks! ......that name spoils every man's sexual appetite!
Cheers!
DOM