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My naughty days are over, my Viagra days are here. What used to be my pride and joy, is now my water spout. Time when on its own accord, from my pants would spring. But now I’ve got a full-time job, to find that little thing. It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave. For every single...

I wonder how many obtained their flying licences from Uptron!

Did he pour super glue on his dick after achieving his initial erection?

After Pakistan shot down 6 Indian jets, the Indian air force claimed that all their pilots returned safely to base after the aerial battle. Amazing! All the Indian pilots managed to eject after the missiles blew up their planes in mid-air!

Superman has never been arrested for wearing his red underwear outside his tights in public.

I wonder how many of these Indian pilots possess counterfeit flying licences?

I know of an extremely well paid SG professional who continues to be called for NS ICT as a clerk. He is perfectly satisfied to be compensated with his obscene civilian salary while doing no-brainer work in an air-con office in camp for up to 2 weeks every year.

A pity that it wasn't the CECA Express headed for Changi Airport.

I wonder if these homo nurses find the demands of their job hard to swallow? LOL!

The hawker cannot make the ultimate sacrifice of cooking his own 2 'meatballs' after the fish balls are sold out.

The SG Govt has been trying hard to attract wealthy foreigners to set up family offices in S'pore for years. Would they open their eyes wide when money launderers come calling with open cheque books? The PAP would claim that identifying money launderers is like looking for a needle in many...

There are many gay Filipino nurses in S'pore who routinely molest sedated male patients at hospitals and nursing homes.

Over at the Swee Kong coffee shop in Penang is the Lean Huat Hokkien prawn noodle stall that sells out daily well before 8:30 a.m.

Is it sold out by 7 am?

His ultimate goal is to be able to insert his "meat chopstick" into her after dinner.

With 650,000 CECAs in S'pore, there are going to be an increasing number of local graduates (young and old) who cannot find gainful employment. Those above the age of 50 may have fallen over the cliff following a retrenchment, with no way of returning to a PME position.

Indian nationals are far worse. Passengers on an Air India flight stuffed old clothing, rags and plastic bags down the toilets till they could no longer to used, so the pilot turned the plane back to the airport. https://mothership.sg/2025/03/air-india-planeturns-back-clogged-toilets/

Did the passengers stuff old clothing, rags and plastic bags into the plane's engines apart from the toilets?

The problem is that things don't work in the Philippines owing to corruption and mismanagement.