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The foreplay was fun because it was the Hunger Games version of Jennifer Lawrence. After a while, when I started whipping out my big swinging dick, she morphed into the X-Men blue-girl Raven. Limpeh sian liao and woke up from my dream.

I always dream I am having sex with famous film stars. The latest dream was having sex with Jennifer Lawrence.

Don't fuck him how to sleep soundly ? Limpeh sleep like a baby each night after fucking him all day long. Try it, it is good therapy.

kopisai, Go give dog fuck ! :oIo:

kopisai the fucking bastard, Fuck your mother phua chee bye :oIo:

I cum to SBF to fuck kopisai and all PAP IBs :oIo:

This is becoming a national disgrace.

kopisai, Go give horse fuck ! :oIo:

kopisai, May you have a really suay siao and fucked up weekend ! :oIo: Now go get fucked by a horse.

May the year of the horse bring fucked up luck to kopisai and his apologists. Kopisai, go give horse fuck ! :oIo:

May the horses fuck you dead and may you have a very suay siao year of the horse ! :oIo:

Used car salesman is a tad more respectable than kopisai who plies his trade at pertain road as a bapok.

Nowadays committing big time crime in Singapore doesn't pay. Look at all the hidden cameras all over high rise buildings. The police can literally track a person from place to place. But I just don't understand why they are so fucked up in catching loan sharks.

Re: The Incredible Business Card Of The Chinese Millionaire Who Wants To Buy The New This is my name card: JossSticksCandleWax CFO (Chief Fucking Officer) Most handsome man in Singapore Biggest cock and slightly curved to hit women's G-spot Big, strong and friendly Biggest supporter of...

You used your favourite word 'utter' again ! Utter this, utter that, utter your mother phua chee bye :oIo:

Re: In 2004, Low TK question the sufficiency of hospital bed ...now hospitals overcro In fact, PAP has: 1. no foresight 2. no insight 3. only can explain things away from hindsight e.g. once in 50 years event or isolated event KNNBCCB :oIo:

Re: In 2004, Low TK question the sufficiency of hospital bed ...now hospitals overcro It proves that PAP has no fore sight.

Also, when you go and order satay from a m&d satay seller, try ordering in odd numbers. For example, order 17 beef satays, 15 chicken satays and 3 katupats ....... and observe their confused faces while they try to mentally calculate the overall total price :D

Porlumpars all have a certain kind of look about them. They are all smiles in front of their masters. Behind, they have a scowl on their faces while they scheme their way to material gains. Fuck kopisai mother phua chee bye :oIo:

If ban guys who wear specs, SAF size will shrink by more than half :D