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IT'S FRIDAY TOMORROW FELLAS, ZOUK TIME! WOHOOOO! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksw2UqTyhhc

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Please guys, have a heart! Adopt today!! Don't let them be put to sleep!!! Look at Mimi, Mr Bald, Susan and Chin Chong!! Can you bear for them to be put to sleep?

40 is enough...you are so evil to go till 70!! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

This guy is the scariest. Non stop ringing and yelling for 30 mins!:eek:

I am so sorry to interrupt your vigorous discussion so rudely. But all these things don't traumatise me....only these things do.....they gave me nightmares for weeks on end and I woke up screaming in my sleep. Lemme show ya the thing buddies.

Ehem, we have many strays for adoption. Here is another one. His name is Cutie Andy. He is a 50 year old pale wrinkly skinned. His breed is Caucasian. He was found abandoned on the side of the road by one of ours guys. We found out by asking around that his ex-owner, a young 30 year old female...

We, as rehomers, would like to take this opportunity to remind all owners to treat their pets with tender loving care and respect. A pet is a lifetime commitment, please do not discard your pets as that will cause social problems. :eek:

Hi Mr Tony, yeah, it is sad, but some owners do do these things to their house pet. However, you will be glad to know that most owners are responsible and feed and treat their pets properly. His slightly strong-minded young owner is the reason we are trying to rehome cute Nong here. If you...

Hi potential adoptee, his age is an estimate by our doctor. Most feral strays look older because they have poor nutrition and are exposed to the sun a lot more. Please help us spread the news, or at least rate this thread. Thanks so much.

Bump, have a heart you kind people out there. Help spread the news and ask your friends if anyone wants to adopt him. If he is not adopted by August he will be put to sleep.

Mr Nong is a spotty skinned Chinese stray. We estimate he is around 45 years old. He was found abandoned at Aljunied Road. He told us his son kept tellin' him not to leave his false teeth on the dinner table because it was unhygienic, but he refused to listen. Mr Nong is also a diabetic. He...

The regulation is written in the CONSTITUTION itself. Took me less than 15 secs to find this. Talk about full-on illiteracy and retardedness. Fucking retarded cunts can go on and on for 5 pages. Huh constitution, what is that lah? Penal code, what lah leh moh hoh wahh ahhh mooooooo!. Fucking...

Look at how inconsiderate they are, they even jaywalk right in front of a moving caravan! Can't they even walk to the pedestrian crossings!?

Alright, after that minor mistake, I finally caught them in the act. Damning evidence here! Just look at these old people plucking our public greenery like there is no tomorrow!

Hi Mr Chee Se Pie, Thanks for coming in. You want to consider the one on the left? She is from Province 11. Her father call her lucky Shan because they used to live next to a minefield and she played football on the minefield everyday but never stepped on a mine! She is good at Mathematics...

Try the one the the right, she was born in province 34, been ploughing field since young. Can plant rice and wheat. Strong arms, good back muscles. Can help you carry your groceries because you have no strength. Joined the Communist Army for one year, very good discipline. If you tell her march...

Oh jesus, these group of people who are Mandarin speaking low-wage uneducated unskilled, between 45-70yo, are the worst menace to society. They are at the age where they feel bitter about life, have no hope left because they are useless scums, and have nothing to look forward to because they...

Re: Just chanced upon this and want to share. 5 Star accomodation for Hokkien retiree Oh man, this man-child looks so weak, I could lift him up with one arm, and throw him onto Mars. If I put my fingers around his skull and squeeze hard, it would crack. If I pulled his arm real hard, it would...