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  1. buzzlightyear

    This race has a much longer history and culture than you!

    How many years of history does your language and culture have? Two hundred? Four thousand? Pfft, this race has 15,000 years! Boom, in your face! Learn their language today! We'll start with the alphabets.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCcB-gEsCbc
  2. buzzlightyear

    This race has a much longer history and culture than you!

    Dogs were domesticated from gray wolves about 15,000 years ago. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs) 15,000 years of history and Civilisation! I suggest you learn to bark and eat your own shit to emulate this superior race!
  3. buzzlightyear

    Pres Nathan: Please believe me, I have tried my best

    Compare TOP MARE Nathan with this LOUSY MARE below. They are of the same age but this one below is already bent, shivering and looks like her bones will break if she jumps. Too much lice, melamine and herbal tea. Bad diet. Too much Qigong practice at 7am means too much Qi inside her, might burst...
  4. buzzlightyear

    Pres Nathan: Please believe me, I have tried my best

    What are you ranting about you asshole. Ramanathan is a well-preserved specimen. Top 1%. Look at that straight back and relatively unspotty skin. I think he hasn't had any pacemaker installed yet, his heart is PUMPING BY ITSELF! THIS IS A TOP MARE!
  5. buzzlightyear

    Pres Nathan: Please believe me, I have tried my best

    How OLD is Ramanathan? He looks good for his age. Most people his age are very spotty, he is only a little spotty, only a few old man spots on his face. Too bad about that tummy and that white hair. Hairline is receding but looks like he will keep most of his hair. Can't see any blackheads on...
  6. buzzlightyear

    PSA: We had enough!! Old men, please always remember to wear your diapers at night!!

    Re: PSA: We had enough!! Old men, please always remember to wear your diapers at nigh Now you know why!
  7. buzzlightyear

    FREE English lessons.

    Now that you have learnt to Moo like a cow, you are much closer to speaking English! Lesson two, improve your accent by learning from this Teacher!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET4_2rxV6Qw
  8. buzzlightyear

    things that will traumatise buzzlightyear ..

    Here's another one that traumatises me a lot! Full-on retardness and illiteracy. :rolleyes:
  9. buzzlightyear

    PSA: We had enough!! Old men, please always remember to wear your diapers at night!!

    Re: PSA: We had enough!! Old men, please always remember to wear your diapers at nigh You wet my 2000 dollars bed one more time and you are gettin' it! Your freaking last warning!!
  10. buzzlightyear

    FREE English lessons.

    Well, since it is abundantly obvious that all posters in this forum are uneducated scums and are not fluent in English, I would like to join in Mr Leongsam's effort to teach you guys English. I am really sick and tired of having to read your insults three times over just to understand what...
  11. buzzlightyear

    Just saw these on National Geographic.

    Please don't hit or eat me!!
  12. buzzlightyear

    Just saw these on National Geographic.

    Boom boom, 22 year old Young Coyote eating helpless 65 year old Coyote alive! Old meat does not taste very good but add some salt and it will be a-ok! Ah..I feel hungry just by looking at him.
  13. buzzlightyear

    Just saw these on National Geographic.

    When there is no food, Young Coyotes eat the old Coyotes in their herd because they are useless to the herd and old and cannot put up any fight. Boom boom, two thumbs up for young coyotes!
  14. buzzlightyear

    Just saw these on National Geographic.

    5 stars rating for beautiful and educational pictures!
  15. buzzlightyear

    Just saw these on National Geographic.

    The tigers hunt in groups. Young strong male tigers are normally the hunters, they kill, eat first, and then leave the scraps for the rest of their group. The women, child and oldies. As usual, the tigers go for the oldest deers in the herd. They know they can't outrun the young deers, so they...
  16. buzzlightyear

    Just saw these on National Geographic.

    Wow Nat Geo is a great channel. Beautiful pictures and very educational. Here is a young 25 year old lion eating a 50 year old Zerba. The lions go for the oldest Zebras in the herd because they are the slowest and put up the least of a fight. Easy kill, boom boom! Headshot!
  17. buzzlightyear

    Just chanced upon this and want to share. 5 Star accomodation for Hokkien retirees!

    Re: Just chanced upon this and want to share. 5 Star accomodation for Hokkien retiree Dear Mandarin speaking retirees, 5 stars accommodation comes with 5 stars service! What are you waiting for, book your room now!! Personal Chauffeur, limousine and escorts available! Guaranteed comfort! Fully...
  18. buzzlightyear

    things that will traumatise buzzlightyear ..

    Sorry to interrupt again, but it seems like you guys have left out this, this is VERY traumatising to me. I thought they already banned chewing of gums in Singapore? :eek:
  19. buzzlightyear

    Friday tomorrow, time to hit the dance floor at zouk!

    Ms Heng, you my numbers girl! Get creative can do rock on!!
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