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A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval...

Think she would become a Hungry Ghost ? BTW, thanks for the points brother.

The cake looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Thank you brother, appreciate it.

Any loans sharks in the first picture?

Dangerous place so just have to be careful and alert all the time

Good one and yes I'll try to remember this.

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening. The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."...

Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why...

How to make a woman happy * It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic 12. A decorator 13. A stylist 14...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends, when Sean O'Driscoll appears. He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean O'Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down, until he hits a rock and...

Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor's Pass. He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis" Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the...

Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland. They head to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper...

THE CHINESE WAY OF SPEAKING AMERICAN! A Hokkien man with very poor, practically no English knowledge once visited the United States. His name happened to be: Teng Xiao Ping. At The Immigration, the officer asked him a few questions to verify his true Intention of coming to the US:-...

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An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's. Now, the landlord there goes out of his way...

n a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a...

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Why are Jewish nostrils so BIGG? Coz' the air is free, now read on ... An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn 't be found locally. So the...