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    Qantas Airline

    After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said...
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    Do you find Eurasians take a Long time to intro themseLves ?

    That Eurasian bluff one lah. Try to act like ang moh only eat ang moh food. Most eurasians esp. the younger set eat everything local. That one always say this noodles oily and unhealthy, but never talk about devil curry or Kristang foods. Most Eurasians from Malacca but this one special one.
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    Do you find Eurasians take a Long time to intro themseLves ?

    They usually know who is who in Singapore. Intros however like what TS mentioned is not usual from my experience. I have attended many Eurasian functions and have relatives and friends who are Eurasians.
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    Ferrari Driver Died ; Taxi Driver Injured On The Job - 12 of May

    Re: Another Fatal Accident At Bugis. Ferrari driver died! Pretty damning evidence that he was in the wrong.
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    Blondes

    A blonde marries a Texan .. A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show...
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    Under Saw, SMRT did not raise its maintenance budgets for 10 years

    It is common for public companies to forgo maintenance in lieu of profits. In this case, as SMRT is the lifeline of the country, it is unforgivable and she should be answerable for it as it happened during her tenure. Letting her resign in order to allow her to get away scot free is our...
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    there is a boy in every man...

    If boner videos like these does not get you fapping, then you are into your 2nd childhood.:D
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    Breaking: Radio host The Flying Dutchman suffered a heart attack this morning

    We only like to hear the good stuff. This one we like.
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    there is a boy in every man...

    Yeah when we are old we get to enjoy our 2nd childhood.
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    What exactly do "Unionists" do in Singapore?

    Dancing to LKY's music.
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    there is a boy in every man...

    The older you get, the more you reflect on your youth when life was more carefree and less responsibilities. The yearning is in all men to return back to the good old days.
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    Ferrari Driver Died ; Taxi Driver Injured On The Job - 12 of May

    All cars should have a soft front body as this one shows,
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    Coloured Folks

    When I born, I black, When I grow up, I black, When I go in sun, I black, When I cold, I black, When I scared, I black, When I sick, I black, And when I die, I still black. You white folks... When you born, you pink, When you grow up, you white, When you go in sun, you red, When...
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    The English Plural

    Found a better ending than the American version. Here it is... "English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are...
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    The English Plural

    The ending is bad becos' the thread is about plurals.
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    The English Plural

    In our context you are right, I will try and change if I can.
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    The English Plural

    We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes; One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese; You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice. If the...
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    words of wisdom

    Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those that matter, don't mind; and those that mind, don't matter. About the only thing that is often found where it does not exist is a fault. An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. As you slide down the...
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    Nose Digging - A National Hobby?

    Flicking gems onto floors is considered littering and subject to fines. Best thing they can do is flick the gems into their mouths.:D
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