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Before the next presidential election, my master, Ali, the Baba, has promised me he will change the legislation so that PRs can vote. If not, I told'ch him I'm afraid, Singaporean citizens won'ch vote me as their best loved president again because they are beginning to believe that I love my...

http://singabloodypore.rsfblog.org/archive/2009/09/09/singapore-s-yap-keng-ho-20-days-in-changi-jail-jail.html <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;">To: Singapore/Malaysia Network</span></div> <div><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;">Dear...

My personal chef making murtabak mini like prata for my lunch.:D

This Temasek and GIC setup reminds me of those brokers that persuade you to open an account trading futures and forex. Then they churn your account to nothing to max their commissions. Good set up yes. No accountability some more. My master, Ali, the Baba, has come up with the best...

Don'ch like that leh! Telling everybody my obscene salary hor! Anyway, if you must blame, blame my master, Ali, the Baba. He insists I'm worth that much.:D Don'ch tell me I don'ch accept meh?:cool:

What's there in a hole that's worth dying for?:confused: If, on the other hand, you're talking millions of moola, that's another matter.:D You can buy all the holes you want with the moola.:p

No lah. My master Ali, the Baba will protect me. What he practise is all leegal right?:D :oIo::oIo::oIo:

Didch I not tell you, hor, that I make the right choice? With Ali, the Baba, as my master, I have no worries one. Take my millions, hor, and every night sleep soundly.:D :oIo::oIo::oIo:

I totally agree he's abusing my privileges, but don'ch tell him I said that because I'm afraid my master, Ali the Baba will tekan me terok terok hor!:eek: Worse still, he may sack me one.:(

Our million dollars, our pensions, and my murtabak mini like pratas. All guaranteed:D For which I do absolutely no L. Isn't life good?:D :oIo::oIo::oIo:

So you all know why I have to listen and do whatever my master, Ali the Baba tellch me to. Otherwise.....:eek:

Then the key I holding is for what?:confused:

The people voted for my master, Ali, the Baba, and my master made me President. Therefore, by implication, the people voted for me! Can'ch you understand such a simple fact? The fact that my master paid me millions to stuff my mouth, or keep me on a short leash is besides the point!:D...

Ai Yeoh! You know I as old as my master, Ali, the Baba. I also want to earn my millions of dollars one. Where can get such a good job these days if I dis-obey my master, huh? My murtabak mini like prata freshly cooked by chef provided free some more! :oIo::oIo::oIo:

The jerk is one hell of a liar ... where got CPF statement every month! The jerk comes under the pension scheme. The point being, I, as President, has to endure the myth of holding the second key, when such jerks are in charge of the first. Can you see why I gorge myself with murtabak...

The second combination to Ali, the Baba's treasure cave is O-P-E-N--S-E-S-A-M-E. My master, Ali, the Baba neber tell what the first combination was.:( :oIo::oIo::oIo:

He says your money is there, hopefully....er....guaranteed....capital protected. Earning good interest. So got problem, go find him. Don'tch come to me, hor. <object width="800" height="600"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ElKCso_muLs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param...

Sorry, IMH's not under my perview. That's BloodyChristNun's department.:eek: :oIo::oIo:

10 years down, I'll still be President, doing my absolutely no L. :D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D :D:D:D :D:D :D

No problemo. But I charge by the hour!:eek: