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Porto invite Champions League clubs to help raise millions for migrants Sep 4, 2015 22:50:43 The 32 teams in the UEFA Champions League proper should donate part of their gate receipts to help migrants, according to Porto. Porto have called on the clubs competing in this season's Uefa...

Bayern offer aid to refugees in ´training camp´ 3 September 2015 15:32 Bayern Munich have announced plans to offer a "training camp" for refugees that will provide German classes, food and football equipment. Europe, and Germany in particular, is witnessing an influx of displaced persons...

Blaszczykowski joins Fiorentina on season-long loan 31 August 2015 22:02 Jakub Blaszczykowski has moved from Borussia Dortmund to Fiorentina on a season-long loan. The Poland international moved to Signal Iduna Park from Wisla Krakow in 2007 and was part of the Dortmund teams that won the...

De Bruyne to City not a done deal - Allofs 27 August 2015 14:44 Reports that Kevin De Bruyne's switch from Wolfsburg to Manchester City has been agreed are wide of the mark, according to the Bundesliga club's sporting director. Klaus Allofs spoke out on Thursday to reject talk that a deal...

Hoffenheim v Bayern Munich: Robben demands strong away showing 20 August 2015 20:57 Arjen Robben has demanded another dominant performance from Bayern Munich in their Bundesliga clash at Hoffenheim on Saturday. Bayern, in the hunt for a record fourth consecutive league title, began their...

De Bruyne agent ´furious´ with questions on future 18 August 2015 00:10 Kevin De Bruyne's agent has indicated his client was ambushed at the Sport Bild Awards on Monday, and refuted the player's insistence he was bound to remain at Wolfsburg. The Manchester City target was interviewed by MC...

Nastasic blow for Schalke 15 August 2015 23:06 Schalke's winning start to their Bundesliga campaign at Werder Bremen came at a cost after it was revealed that Matija Nastastic faces a lengthy lay-off with a ruptured Achilles. The Serbia centre-back lasted just 17 minutes of the impressive...

Gotze must make a decision on his future - Rummenigge Harry West Aug 13, 2015 15:33:57 The Bayern chief is confident that the 23-year-old wants to stay at the club this summer despite struggling for top form last season Bayern Munich CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge says Mario Gotze is the only...

Police investigating Hertha bus shooting Aug 10, 2015 12:13:13 The German police has started the search for the person who took aim at the Bundesliga side's team bus on Sunday Police have opened an investigation into Hertha Berlin's team bus being shot at on Sunday. The German club's...

Shots fired at Hertha Berlin team bus Aug 9, 2015 19:35:00 The bus was attacked by a man on a motorcycle on Sunday who fired shots at the windscreen, but fortunately no one was hurt Hertha Berlin's team bus came under gunfire on Sunday as the team travelled to their DFB-Pokal game with...

Image rights scupper Boateng´s Sporting move 5 August 2015 Kevin-Prince Boateng's proposed move from Schalke to Sporting Lisbon has broken down because of a disagreement over the player's image rights. The Ghana international was suspended indefinitely by his club, alongside Sidney Sam...

Dante returns to Bayern training By Mark Doyle Aug 4, 2015 14:21:44 The Brazil international has yet to play any part in the Bavarians' pre-season programme but is now approaching full fitness ahead of the club's Bundesliga opener on August 14 Bayern Munich have received a boost ahead of...

Guardiola will leave Bayern in 2016, says Effenberg By Stefan Coerts Jul 31, 2015 07:45:17 The ex-Germany international has little doubt the Spaniard will be on the move come 2016 and feels Jurgen Klopp would be a good replacement Former Bayern Munich midfielder Stefan Effenberg believes...

Dinamo Zagreb brothers arrested over corruption allegations By Joe Wright Jul 4, 2015 18:07:38 Zdravko and Zoran Mamic are accused of embezzlement and tax fraud, though the club say they will stand by them Dinamo Zagreb's chief executive Zdravko Mamic and his brother, coach and director...

Mainz swoop for Frei 23 June 2015 Switzerland international Fabian Frei is set to join Mainz from Basel, agreeing terms on a four-year deal, following fellow midfielder Johannes Geis' departure from the Coface Arena. The Swiss champions announced the transfer on Tuesday, with Frei to...

Modeste swaps Hoffenheim for Cologne 19 June 2015 Cologne have completed the signing of Hoffenheim striker Anthony Modeste for an undisclosed fee. The French striker has scored 19 league goals in two seasons with Hoffenheim, and penned a four-year deal until June 2019 with fellow Bundesliga...

What have u been smoking? :eek:

Close shave: huge, 'bouncing' circular saw blade smashes into Chinese driver's truck PUBLISHED : Friday, 19 June, 2015, 2:58pm UPDATED : Friday, 19 June, 2015, 2:58pm Zhuang Pinghui [email protected] The blade cut 50cm into the bonnet. Photo: SCMP Pictures A man in western China had...

I admit that i did the photoshopping and submitted it to presstitutes. :o

What is his nick in this forum? :D