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School A place where Parents pay and children play? Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree...

Poor and Rich 沒錢的時候，養豬； Poor, keep pigs 有錢的時候，養狗。 Rich, keep dogs 沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜； Poor, take vegetables at home 有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。 Rich, take vegetables (mistress) at hotel 沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車； Poor, ride bicycle on the roads 有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。Rich, ride bicycle in the hall 沒錢的時候想結婚；Poor, wish...

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! Relax . . . And read this slowly.. Just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love...

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had...

Regular Health Mistakes All of us make little health mistakes that cause damage to our bodies in the long run - simply because we are unaware we are doing something wrong. Here are some of the most common mistakes made by many of us. Crossing our legs Do you cross your legs...

Brick Layer Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the American Insurance Journal. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure.. Dear Sir: "I am writing in...

[B]Not What They Used to Be[/ "My eyes aren't what they used to be," I told the salesman. I had to read a faint serial number on a metal plate on a piece of exercise equipment and it was a strain to read the number. The plate was old and had a bit of rust on it. The light was dim. I...

Do More Do more than exist ...live. Do more than touch ...feel. Do more than look ...observe. Do more than read ...absorb. Do more than hear ...listen. Do more than think ...ponder. Do more than talk ...say something.

Easy Answers for Puffy Eyes! If puffy eyes leave you looking tired and aged every morning, the cure is as close as your kitchen! The following food fixes will quickly restore you to your bright-eyed and bushy-tailed best: · Place a chilled slice of cucumber...

Top Antioxidant-Rich Foods Trying to maximize your intake of disease-fighting antioxidants? The following 20 foods contain the highest antioxidant concentration. Pomegranates Small red beans (dried) Wild blueberries Red kidney beans Pinto beans Blueberries (cultivated) Cranberries...

I Sight Eyeglasses or contact lenses do not change what you see; they change how you see it. Many times you must change how you see something before that thing is changed in your life. If how you see it doesn't change, then IT will never change. It is not a matter of denying the...

One day a Crab and her son set out for a walk on the sand. A little distance away, Mother Crab noticed that her son was walking rather strangely to one side. “Why do you walk in this one-sided manner, my son. You must walk straight, moving yourself forward. Not twisted to one side.” The...

The Proven (and Delightful) Way to Relieve Your Stress: A Hot Bath with Essential Oils Feeling stressed can lead to some unhealthy habits that affect your heart. If work or family life has you feeling anxious, upset, or sad, you may not feel motivated to exercise or watch what you eat. So...

What's the Best Exercise for You? It's simple — the best exercise is the one that you'll actually do! Pick an activity that you enjoy doing, and that will fit into your daily routine. Start with a moderate level of activity and work your way up. If it's that easy, you'll be far more likely to...

Pass on the Salt: Tips to Reduce Salt and Sodium Most of us consume more salt than we should, but if you have high blood pressure, it's all the more important for you to cut back on sodium. A lower-sodium diet can keep blood pressure from rising, and help blood pressure medicines work more...

Do Something No matter how big and tough a problem may be, get rid of confusion by taking one little step toward solution. Do something. Then try again. At the worst so long as you don't do it the same way twice, you will eventually use up all the wrong ways of doing it; and thus...

If you want happiness for an hour ...take a nap. If you want happiness for a day ...go fishing. If you want happiness for a month ...get married. If you want happiness for a year ...inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime ...help others.

I Made A 41 Perhaps the only test score that I remember is the 41. I was in high school. The class was taught by one of the two teachers that impacted me most, Mr. Bales. The other teacher was Mrs. Drew from the seventh grade. It's amazing how I can remember from over 30 years ago my...

Counterfeit When we get hurt by another person, we have a tendency not to trust in others. In a relationship, if we get hurt by a woman or a man, then we tend not to trust women or men. Especially if we get hurt more than once. Many people will hurt you. They are predators and...

Don't Grow Old =============== Many people are afraid of growing old. I'm afraid of growing old and boring. Many people are afraid of growing old, alone. I'm afraid of growing old, insane. Many people are afraid of losing their looks. I'm afraid of losing my dreams. Many people...