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Laws Which Newton Forgot to Define LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated...

Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspiration Posters* * Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, * *they did it by killing all those who opposed them. * * If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos ... * *then you probably haven't completely understood...

*Cab Ride * * * *Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living.* * * *When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except* *for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these* *circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a* *minute, then drive away.*...

"Work like you * *don't need the money, sing like no one is listening, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching." * *"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away" * *"The risk takers might...

*1-First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. * During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"...

1 - DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2 - DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12...

The Blind Girl There once was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of...

* Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? * If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? * Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? * Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient...

The Bamboo and the Fern One day I decided to quit ... I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. "God", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me. "Look around," he...

How Many Marbles Do You Have Left? The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most...

*The Corporate language !! * *"We will do it" * *means * *" You will do it" * *"You have done a great job" * *means * *"More work to be given to you" * *"We are working on it" * *means * *"We have not yet started working on the same" * *"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" *...

SOYA BEAN All of us know that soyabean drink provides good protein to our body... but many of us doesn ' t know that there are certain days we should avoid. Soyabean drinks are best consume on hot sunny days where the sun is burning and glaring. The soya milk will gives lots of nutrients...

Good to know. Are you drinking the right tea? 1. People who use their ' brain ' to work or students who study hard day and night --- should drink more chrysanthemum Tea. 2. People who need a lot of body energy to work or those people that do a lot of exercise everyday --- should...

To check freshness of fish: Put it in a bowl of cold water. If the fish floats, it's fresh. To check freshness of eggs: Put the egg in water. If it becomes horizontal, it's fresh. If it becomes slanting, its 3-4 days old. If it becomes vertical, its 10 days old. If it floats, it's...

To give a shine to hair: Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair. To get maximum juice out of lemons: Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them. To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking: Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while...

Ants Problem: Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole. To get pure and clean ice: Boil water first before freezing.To make the mirror shine: Clean with spirit To remove chewing gum from clothes: Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour. To whiten white...

Trivia A snail can sleep for three years. Almonds are a member of the peach family. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't...

Trivia Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'. The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous': tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and...

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A set of jump leads walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.' 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted...

Criminal A?person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after DOCTOR A person who holds your...