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    Healthy Living

    LIPSTICK INFORMATION Something to consider Next time you go shopping for lipstick. This comes from someone Who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt.. Sinai Hospital , in Toronto .. From: Dr. Nahid Neman If there is a female you care anything about, Share this with her.. I...
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    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that...
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    A little girl was dying of a disease from which her eight-year old brother had recovered some time before. The doctor said to the boy. "Only a transfusion of your blood will save the life of your sister. Are you ready to give her your blood?" The eyes of the boy widened in fear. He...
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    Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

    A teacher was giving a lecture on modern inventions. "Can any of you mention something of importance that did not exist fifty years ago? she asked. One bright lad in the front row raised his hand eagerly and said, "Me!"
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    Not to Know Not to know is bad; not to wish to know is worse. ~African Proverb~
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    2012 is fast closing and although much has transpired some more significant things remain etched in the mind viz : Mechanical Failures. MRT and LRT breakdowns occurred very often leaving thousands stranded and inconvenienced. Many reason were offered but the end result remained the same...
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    What’s behind the rise in sex scandals in Singapore? This question has probably crossed your minds in the past few months, as this nation grapples with a slew of unprecedented sex cases that have virtually littered the year’s calendar. Let’s recap the major ones: Yaw Shin Long’s case. A...
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    There was an old lady sittin' under a tree She called me over and she said to me “My days left here may not be long I wouldn't waste my time tellin' you nothin' wrong If you learn this secret, how to forgive A longer and better life you'll live” ~from the song, “No Pain, No Gain”~
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    A Christmas story A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers. Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they...
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    I Made A Misteak ================ So, I made a mistake. Mistakes happen. Not only do they happen, they are guaranteed. My father used to say, the only way you won't make mistakes is if you don't do anything, and that itself is a mistake. To many are afraid to try something new...
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    1 Carrot + Ginger + Apple > Boost and cleanse our system. 2 Apple + Cucumber + Celery > Prevent cancer, reduce cholestrol, and improve stomach upset and headache. 3 Tomato + Carrot + Apple > Improve skin complexion and bad breath. 4 Bitter gourd + Apple + Milk > Avoid...
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    Proper Grammar Please. On his 66th birthday, a man received a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the...
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    WOLFBERRIES Those little red berries we know as kei chee or wolfberries are not just good for your eyes, but keep you in optimum health if you take enough of them. Our mothers knew what they were talking about when they told us to eat up the kei chee, those little red berries floating in...
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    Tyre DOM (Date of Manufacture) Okay, this is not exactly "Tech", but it would have been in 1888 when pneumatic tyres were first invented (by Dunlop)! Specially for women drivers. There is a 4-year expiry (from the year of manufacture) for tyres. Thereafter, the tyre may burst whilst in...
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    An enthusiastic young man who had just graduated as a plumber was taken to see Niagara Falls. He studied it for a minute, then said, "I think I can fix this." Some things are best left as they are....
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    The Saints A family of five were enjoying their day at the beach. The children were bathing in the ocean and making castles in the sand and when in the distance a little old lady appeared. Her grey hair was blowing in the wind and her clothes were dirty and ragged. She was...
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    Judge: "What's your age?" Convict: "Twenty-two, sir" Judge: "That's what you've been telling us for the last ten years." Convict: "That's right. sir. I'm not they type that says one thing today and another tomorrow."
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    A woman was deeply hurt by the behaviour of her fifteen-year old son. Each time they went out together he would walk on ahead of her. Was he ashamed of her? One day she asked him. "Oh, Mom, no," was his embarrassed reply. "It's just that you look so young that I'm worried my friends will...
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    Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth...
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