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Touche, but let us see whether this is just an aberration, where water is finding its new level or is this going to be the order of the day from here on in where 'if you are not with us the you are against us ' Cut the new guys some slack.

I agree with you, but what is good for the goose must also be good for the gander. There is no need for me to repeat what forummer scroobye has posted with regards to other disruptive and vulgar nicks posting but getting away with it. The penalties meted out are heavy and appear to be directed...

It looks like you dont run the forum any longer of if you do you are totally hands off and barely involved. I guess when you 'invited ' Scroobal back recently some kind of handover was already agreed upon. You did a good job I must say and I did have a good time but all things come to an end...

Shoot arrows for what? I prefer to shoot women with my.....ahhhh just see my nick.

Can Chee buy votes then?

Teacher : Can you name the 3 great kings that have brought great happiness to many peoples' lives? Johnny : Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king.

DIVORCE SETTLEMENT On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on...

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”? He said. “I'm off to change a light bulb”. Well, I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing. I said. “That's gonna be a bit awkward aint it”? “Not really”, He said. “I still have...

An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

Wife buys a new phone and decides to surprise her husband who is sitting in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband from the new number: "Hello darling!" The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”

The Italian virginity test Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit¦ .... a small can of red...

Dear Abby; My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he...

Piss off...I'm the Merc and you are the Beemer.

:oIo::oIo: At least have the decency to add some red sauce or syrup to the banana for the benefit of my nick.

Wow those lips should nicely fit around my nick.

I am a chain screwer so how me?

Re: DPP Ah Neh Says Pinoy Edz Xenophobic! Pls Jail Him 20 Weeks To Placate Sinkies! P Use cockhair to hang him and can get that from, aiyah see my nick.

Wonderful English from Around the World  In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's Office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER...

Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. One flea gets to Miami and he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death! The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?" The first flea says, "I rode down here from Detroit in...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone whothinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?''No, ma'am, but I hate to see...