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Can YY. Just pinch them and ask them what colour while you are sharing them jokes. :) A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The Owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do you know you are trespassing? Sikh answered : No, I'm...

Singh jokes, requires local** **knowledge: * *and some knowledge of Hokkien!* Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore? A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars. Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are...

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1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set. 2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night. 3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers. 4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory. 5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot. 6. Light Travels Faster...

*A man with stomach pains goes to the hospital. The doctor tells him it's constipation and that he'll need to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up his behind. * * "You'll have to do the same thing every six...

Some Quotations for Bachelors When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry) After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi) By all means marry...

There once was a postman who had delivered the mail to the same neighborhood and the same route for over 35years. This was to be his last day before he retired. He neared the last house on the route, which happened to be the home of Judy, a 35 year old married woman named Judy with a...

A woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday. She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About...

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the...

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather in a Nursing home. Since most of the facilities were completely full, they had to put him in a Jewish home.* * After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson...

Medical Distinctions We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your...

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short...

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." *************** This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year...

Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are...

Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear From Outside. ~~~~~~~~~ Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to...